Today, a stranger told me how proud he was that my boyfriend and I were so open with our sexuality. For the past three years, most strangers have thought we're a pair of gay men. I'm a woman. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML
Today, after three days of dating a boy I liked, he came out as gay on his Instagram. FML
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML
Today, the guy I’ve been hanging out with and crushing on told me we now know each other well enough to be completely open with each other. I was excited, thinking our mild flirtations would finally go further. He just wanted me to know he’s gay, and asked me if I knew any single guys for him. FML
Today, my daughter was telling everyone at her elementry school about my gay partner. Yes, I have a gay partner. He is my work partner and he happens to be gay. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
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DrMime 10
"We're here! Were straight! Get used to it!!! "
obviousboy 8
Shave your upper lip.
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Comments (88)
bibi_nette 14
Considered changing your style?
Princesswarrior 0
I Suggest A Big Makeover It's Never A Good Idea To Look Like A Man At All Take Baby Steps You'll Get There
PYLrulz 17
I think it's time to grow your hair our a little
mikepattonfan 0
Time for you to grow some long hair I think
MigraineurOfLife 15
Wow! That seriously SuX!
darkmis1 18
Grow your hair longer? That's almost a definite sign you're a woman.
StromyG2 10
Would a little lip gloss kill ya?
rcc818 0
What kind of "lifestyle" is it where you put your dick in another guys asshole
geod69 8
Stop cutting your hair so short
Nashiq 8
be feminine. makeup, grow your hair out. if you look like a tom boy, you have to expect people to assume.