Today, a stranger told me how proud he was that my boyfriend and I were so open with our sexuality. For the past three years, most strangers have thought we're a pair of gay men. I'm a woman. FML
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Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML
Today, after three days of dating a boy I liked, he came out as gay on his Instagram. FML
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML
Today, the guy I’ve been hanging out with and crushing on told me we now know each other well enough to be completely open with each other. I was excited, thinking our mild flirtations would finally go further. He just wanted me to know he’s gay, and asked me if I knew any single guys for him. FML
Today, my daughter was telling everyone at her elementry school about my gay partner. Yes, I have a gay partner. He is my work partner and he happens to be gay. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
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DrMime 10
"We're here! Were straight! Get used to it!!! "
obviousboy 8
Shave your upper lip.
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Comments (88)
HunterAlpha1 8
maybe if you dressed like one...
lil_bobby2408 0
I feel really bad for you if this is 100% true, which I think it is
BullletProof 5
All these people telling you to get more girly so that people will know your female? yeah, **** THEM. Be who you wanna be and who it makes you happy to be. Don't be girly just cuz society says you should. I for one am only attracted to girls who have shorter hair, wear more guyish clothes. Be yourself - obviously your boyfriend loves you for who you are, so it shouldnt matter what people descide you should be. gender is just a thing and it really doesnt matter as much as society trys to tell us.
Rach227 8
Agree with you totally! OP can be whoever she wants to be **** everyone else
mjbjenkins 0
Try shaving, it might show results. Also, plastic surgery and grow out your hair.
katielil 1
You should probably try wearing make-up and giving a shit about your appearance otherwise you will be known as a male and your boyfriend will look gay.
danniru11 9
I have to say...I'm loving the name.
mfayem 15
That's ok. My last boyfriend looked like a girl. Anytime we walked into a store, the employees would always say "Hi ladies". Some people didn't believe us when we tried explaining he was a guy.
iWoggle 6
Aww / LOL at your screen name, OP.
rubyliu8420 7
What does that tell you?
haleyaubrey1 0
Grow yo hair longer. Ps Iowa rules!