Today, a stranger told me how proud he was that my boyfriend and I were so open with our sexuality. For the past three years, most strangers have thought we're a pair of gay men. I'm a woman. FML
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Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML
Today, after three days of dating a boy I liked, he came out as gay on his Instagram. FML
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML
Today, the guy I’ve been hanging out with and crushing on told me we now know each other well enough to be completely open with each other. I was excited, thinking our mild flirtations would finally go further. He just wanted me to know he’s gay, and asked me if I knew any single guys for him. FML
Today, my daughter was telling everyone at her elementry school about my gay partner. Yes, I have a gay partner. He is my work partner and he happens to be gay. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
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Top comments
DrMime 10
"We're here! Were straight! Get used to it!!! "
obviousboy 8
Shave your upper lip.
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Comments (88)
strawberryspacejam 11
ydi for having a dumb haircut
hateevryone 15
dress more girly.
muhilrashid 4
Someone needs long hair and loose clothing haha
yogamaster9000 0
I could give a crap about what gender people choose to live as. But please, make it obvious to those around you, because it's awkward for everyone if you stay in the gray area where no one can tell from first glance. You definitely deserve this.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Um, some people are born very androgynous and prefer jeans and a tee to a skirt or a dress. Who cares?
heroforhirex95 17
Man that sucks. Lol, see what I did there?
kristen69 0
Obviously u look like a guy then and u just need to get ur girl on. :p
armystrongbaby 0
If you look like a man you look like a man
Taymah49 7
That would mean its time to look more womanly.
CockAsian 14
It's Dr. Mime to you!
MissAimeeAngel 15
If it bothers you then do something about it, change your hairstyle or makeup or something. If it doesn't bother you then just calmly tell people to **** off when they mention something like that :)