Today, a stranger told me how proud he was that my boyfriend and I were so open with our sexuality. For the past three years, most strangers have thought we're a pair of gay men. I'm a woman. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML
Today, after three days of dating a boy I liked, he came out as gay on his Instagram. FML
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML
Today, the guy I’ve been hanging out with and crushing on told me we now know each other well enough to be completely open with each other. I was excited, thinking our mild flirtations would finally go further. He just wanted me to know he’s gay, and asked me if I knew any single guys for him. FML
Today, my daughter was telling everyone at her elementry school about my gay partner. Yes, I have a gay partner. He is my work partner and he happens to be gay. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
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DrMime 10
"We're here! Were straight! Get used to it!!! "
obviousboy 8
Shave your upper lip.
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Comments (88)
KiddNYC1O 22
Oh, hi Cindy. Have a seat... Take of your bra if you'd like...
Devin91 20
Do you have short hair?
husky22 0
stuff ur bra?
flapdoodle 2
FYL for being so hung up on what other people think about you.
DrMime 10
'Hung' up? Isn't that the reason she's been mistaken for a guy?
BiGxMoE_fml 0
U totally deserved it!! SHAVEEE WOMAN!!!
mouammarkadhafi 0
Try wearing girl clothes it might help..
aquaeyedsiren 0
Hispanic man: "I would love to feel your moustache on my moustache..." meg griffin"there's plenty more body hair where that came from...".
AllSoul 23
That must of been awkward...
chrisiffer 17
Meg
OfficeNinja 5
Who gives a **** what others think. Say "thanks asshole, I am a girl - but I'm happy for you that you are so comfortable with your gayness that you think everyone looks like a man".