Today, a stranger told me how proud he was that my boyfriend and I were so open with our sexuality. For the past three years, most strangers have thought we're a pair of gay men. I'm a woman. FML
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Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML
Today, after three days of dating a boy I liked, he came out as gay on his Instagram. FML
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML
Today, the guy I’ve been hanging out with and crushing on told me we now know each other well enough to be completely open with each other. I was excited, thinking our mild flirtations would finally go further. He just wanted me to know he’s gay, and asked me if I knew any single guys for him. FML
Today, my daughter was telling everyone at her elementry school about my gay partner. Yes, I have a gay partner. He is my work partner and he happens to be gay. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
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DrMime 10
"We're here! Were straight! Get used to it!!! "
obviousboy 8
Shave your upper lip.
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Comments (88)
hornyrabbit12 8
I would slapped him in the face lol
With_Love929 3
At least he's stayed with you while people are saying that! Most guy would've left for that reason! You're lucky.
Liamj774 36
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lemex243 5
Blatg
Senasams 14
The same thing happens with me and my boyfriend because I have short hair. When I'm wearing a dress people think we're lesbians.
fantasyworld 39
Wear what you want, don't listen to everyone who says to dress more girly.
kevinsagirl2323 8
Well obviously in the 3 years you've been mistaken for a man you've done nothing to make yourself look more feminine. ydi
wrenavery90 12
It seems obvious that you don't mind looking like a man or else you would have done something about it by now.