Today, a stranger told me how proud he was that my boyfriend and I were so open with our sexuality. For the past three years, most strangers have thought we're a pair of gay men. I'm a woman. FML
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Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML
Today, after three days of dating a boy I liked, he came out as gay on his Instagram. FML
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML
Today, the guy I’ve been hanging out with and crushing on told me we now know each other well enough to be completely open with each other. I was excited, thinking our mild flirtations would finally go further. He just wanted me to know he’s gay, and asked me if I knew any single guys for him. FML
Today, my daughter was telling everyone at her elementry school about my gay partner. Yes, I have a gay partner. He is my work partner and he happens to be gay. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
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DrMime 10
"We're here! Were straight! Get used to it!!! "
obviousboy 8
Shave your upper lip.
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Comments (88)
friedeggyolive 7
If it bothers you, start dressing like a woman (you must be androgynous if that many people think you're a man). Maybe grow out your hair, buy feminine clothes? It isn't hard.
SoultheWolf 19
I've had that happen to me several times because I dress in guy clothes. My response to them is always, "Look at the chest? Does it look like a guy's chest to you?"
ImTheAlpha 30
Whenever someone says that to my friend, she just bends over to show her cleavage and screams "*******!". It's hilarious.
Metteris 0
Is this Daniela Sea? :O
crazyblackchick 0
Is this justin bieber?
vbmg152 19
I can kinda relate! In the 1970's my husband had really long blonde hair & I had long brunette hair! From behind, we looked like 2 girls holding hands! LOL!!! Ha ha! I don't understand how a mistake like that can happen from the front, though! You either look mannish or he looks feminine! You need to do something about that! We wanna see a picture!!!
ilove80smetal 8
Time for a shave, a waxing, and grow your hair.
harbqll 0
Maybe you could try shaving off your mustache.
EduJav321 24
Wear a skirt or a dress more often?
tiberhit 6
Man up? ;)
Kforest 0
maybe you should get a more feminine look then. just a suggestion..