Today, a stranger told me how proud he was that my boyfriend and I were so open with our sexuality. For the past three years, most strangers have thought we're a pair of gay men. I'm a woman. FML
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Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML
Today, after three days of dating a boy I liked, he came out as gay on his Instagram. FML
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML
Today, the guy I’ve been hanging out with and crushing on told me we now know each other well enough to be completely open with each other. I was excited, thinking our mild flirtations would finally go further. He just wanted me to know he’s gay, and asked me if I knew any single guys for him. FML
Today, my daughter was telling everyone at her elementry school about my gay partner. Yes, I have a gay partner. He is my work partner and he happens to be gay. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
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DrMime 10
"We're here! Were straight! Get used to it!!! "
obviousboy 8
Shave your upper lip.
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Comments (88)
robertlovespi 3
I am sure you are beautiful just the way you are. If people are mistaking you for a male, it's probably because of the clothes or the hair. Either way who cares what other people think as long as you two are happy! If it does bother you that much (I hope you won't change just because of what other people think) then consider dressing more feminine.
dayschape420 0
Or maybe it's cuz you're really flat chested
TheDrifter 24
Or take him shopping for a new outfit to make him look like the macho man op wants him to look like. I'm sure her bf will think it's fabulous.
prabhlem 0
Or she just really looks like a dude..
MaceFaceLOL 8
I read this comment and I could feel my optimism level rise.
brown4lifejot 1
Just the way you are..
PinkRainbow 3
If people think your a man then it makes me wonder how you dress...
xXxIracebethxXx 14
You naughty pervert!
cassiebear7652 7
Well, you do live in Iowa
lil_man6 0
Lmao
wrichardson 0
Good one
FalconCrunch 4
Maybe stop dressing in carpenter jeans and corduroy vests?
xXxIracebethxXx 14
.... What the ****?
jackrileymac 4
Hold my diccckk!
Pelreskovich 11
Surgical enhancements..? That sucks though, get naked to prove the haters wrong!
Awsumuzzie 12
I think getting naked solves everything. I bet it'll help me pass Chemistry, too. I'll try your advice, thanks!
Pelreskovich 11
It probably will! I'm naked 83% of the day, every day.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#19 Are you suggesting that OP get implants? :(
Pelreskovich 11
I wasn't making any suggestions, I was just stating a possibility. That is her choice, I wouldn't advise any unnecessary surgery.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#40 It's not really a possibility for most people though. I've considered it, but a) my boyfriend thinks it's gross and b) I don't have enough money and taking out a loan to get implants is just ridiculous. Besides, I don't understand why some people think that women are unattractive if they have small boobs.
GoW_Chick 15
Looks like the boob size debate has begun.. again, didn't we go over this in the last boob related FML. Whether they're BIG or small, we should love them all!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#57 THANK YOU. That needed to be said.
Awsumuzzie 12
I like melons.
Pelreskovich 11
I personally could care less about breast size. More important things. But well said GoW_Chick, they are all wonderful.
margie2194 12
BOOBIES MAKE ME HAPPY. That is all.
merkmo8im 4
#38, Do you know what's actually unattractive? Not small boobs, people who whine because they have low self-esteem.
AllSoul 23
I agree with you entirely #88.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Although I agree with 88, I'm going to have to say theres a double standard here. Most girls prefer a big wang, amirite? So if a guy wants big boobs, you can't be upset. It's all up to personal preference. There is no understanding why some people think bigger is better, it is what it is.
AllSoul 23
Not necessarily, as long as the guy knows how to use his 'wang', I'm perfectly happy. Size really isn't everything.
MaceFaceLOL 8
The bigger the better...unless its a wart.
KeyboardWarrior 10
I did say most. I'm not saying bigger is better for everyone, but for a lot of people it is, and there's no changing it.
AllSoul 23
Ah yes. My bad, but I am very tired. Please forgive me.
desireev 18
123- I am going to have to disagree with you. It doesn't matter the size. I know that I don't want a 'mutha ****** MONSTA ****'-(Jenna Marbles 'What Nicki Minaj wants in a man' reference) that's gonna rip me open. It all depends on if he can perform well. :)
AllSoul 23
Everyone would be comparing from their experiences, it all depends on the guy, some people think it's the size that makes the difference but it's actually his moves. My best isn't the biggest but... He still rocked my world.
MaceFaceLOL 8
Size does not matter, it's how you use it.
Awsumuzzie 12
I'm going to pretend that I'm actually sharing valuable experience even though I've only been with one guy. Size doesn't matter.
desireev 18
161- That's my scenario! I've been with my one and only and that's all of my experience with a man. I feel that it is special, but others may not think that my opinion is relevant due to my lack of comparison.
Pelreskovich 11
Penis.
eminemop 0
Are we all on this comment now that Mr. Mime kicked you all off of his comment?
eminemop 0
Eh, sorry about the extra "of".
cooLING 0
If it's the size of Enrique Iglesias' penis, then there is a problem. Otherwise, if he can use it well or do other things, it's ok.
perdix 31
Your androgynous look is kinda your fault, if you think about it. If you don't like that kind of gender confusion, either wear more makeup or get a penis attached like Chaz Bono. You can go either (ee) way. :D
perdix 31
OK, scratch that. You all don't seem to like it. New plan: Make your boyfriend dress in drag. You want to be identified as a man-woman couple, but you evidently can't pull off the feminine look. Maybe he can be a more convincing woman than you are.
DrMime 10
I give it a 'B' for Beiber, which is likely the look OP is going for.
ninjuh_wingman 29
Would you rather have people think your boyfriend was a woman?
pinkcrayola 0
I would. Guys who look like girls are mostly super hot. Girls who look like guys can be hot too, but I haven't seen as many of them who pull it off.
Colonel_Lexi 18
OP's boyfriend might use this as an excuse for anal. OP's boyfriend-"Since we look like a homosexual couple, we might as well **** like a homosexual couple!"
DrMime 10
Making fun of gay people isn't funny! You just look like an arsehole.
smarie98 1
Flash them next time. Then they will know you're a woman!
OctoberRainfall 13
Flashing isn't always the answer :)