Anonymous
United States
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sydneybourgeois
United States
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
Anonymous
Terrace, Canada
Chemical warfare
Today, while sitting on the couch with my husband, I farted quietly. Not a big deal, except it's hot out and our fan was blowing in his face, and it stunk. FML
ECullen
United States
Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
byebyeromance
State College, United States
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Anonymous
Salt Lake City, United States
Skittish
Today, I've been into this guy at work forever, and we've been flirting more and more lately. Today he came up behind me, but I didn't see him. He said "Hi!" and scared me so bad that I farted. FML
couldntholdit
United States
Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML
bubblewrap
Swindon, United Kingdom
An attempt was made
Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
Stinky and Single
United States
Today, I was sitting in a secluded corner of a coffee shop and felt extremely gassy. Thinking I'd be safe, I let out a pretty nasty smelling fart. Next thing I know, a cute guy is approaching me and asked my name, but all it took was for him to inhale once and he bolted. FML
john
United States
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
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JackRocksSoSuckI 0
lol haha that's funny
bustyboi 0
that blows!
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hectorguez1 0
Don't feel special my girlfriend did that once when I smacked her ass. I pretented I didn't knew her.
dumbasss 0
you seem to say haha allottt hmmm...
minimagi 0
lol out loud
junker311 0
This is stupid. Who cares? FML needs a who gives a **** button
drew123456 0
At least his hand smells good now ;-)
niibee 0
silly billy letgo of your willy
bigtony916 0
ahahahaahaahahaha. That's great.
Foxy_On_Fire 21
haha!
hendyzero20 0
dude that's just nasty.
ndiesal 0
A smack on the ass is nothing more than mere flirtation...not what would be considered "ownership". Unless the guy is a creeper, he's not going to smack her ass out of the blue. She isn't complaining about being smacked, after all, she's complaining that she farted when it happened. Girls fart...my girlfriend farts all the time and I don't give NO ****, that just makes me more comfortable to fart in front of her. It's a symbiotic relationship here people!