Love: Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

By Anonymous - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

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Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

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By ECullen - 21/05/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By couldntholdit - 12/07/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

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By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

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By Stinky and Single - 06/08/2015 23:14 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a secluded corner of a coffee shop and felt extremely gassy. Thinking I'd be safe, I let out a pretty nasty smelling fart. Next thing I know, a cute guy is approaching me and asked my name, but all it took was for him to inhale once and he bolted. FML

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By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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By Dramaqueenfornothing - 27/04/2016 22:32 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, while being intimate with my future husband, I reached over to stroke his cheek. The light behind him cast a shadow over my chest, and it scared me so much, I screamed then I farted on him. FML

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By Wowsers. - 30/01/2010 08:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:01

lol haha that's funny

bustyboi 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:03

that blows!

Comments

hectorguez1 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:47

Don't feel special my girlfriend did that once when I smacked her ass. I pretented I didn't knew her.

dumbasss 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:54

you seem to say haha allottt hmmm...

minimagi 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:55

lol out loud

junker311 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:58

This is stupid. Who cares? FML needs a who gives a **** button

drew123456 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:02

At least his hand smells good now ;-)

niibee 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:08

silly billy letgo of your willy

bigtony916 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:09

ahahahaahaahahaha. That's great.

Foxy_On_Fire 21

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:11

haha!

hendyzero20 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:11

dude that's just nasty.

ndiesal 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:12

A smack on the ass is nothing more than mere flirtation...not what would be considered "ownership". Unless the guy is a creeper, he's not going to smack her ass out of the blue. She isn't complaining about being smacked, after all, she's complaining that she farted when it happened. Girls fart...my girlfriend farts all the time and I don't give NO ****, that just makes me more comfortable to fart in front of her. It's a symbiotic relationship here people!