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By  teyyoshi  |  19

oh ...shit! i am eating...

  Dracoboxer357  |  35

Teyyoshi's English isn't fantastic, but lots of people can't speak a second language at all. Sometimes the humour is lost in translation. :)
I think he meant he was eating when he read this and laughed out his food or it came out his nose, something of that equivalent. That's what I got from that anyhow....

  desireev  |  17

19- I agree with you. From what I've gathered, he's learning a good part of his English on FML. People need to leave him alone.
Keep it up teyyoshi! Your English is getting better by the day! ;)

  girl112891  |  7

Why did he grab your ass is my question. He's a crush, not a boyfriend. Or maybe it's just me. I personally would stop liking someone for doing that to me. It's disrespectful.

  Link5794  |  18

Maybe it was an accident.


Okay, 97. A) Genius*. B) That comment had nothing to do with pronunciation, they just used the wrong tense of the word. C) You forgot an apostrophe. Borrow it from the other comment's "that's".

I don't mind when people correct others, it just drives me crazy when they do it wrong.

  anzie_fml  |  9

I tried to come up with a punnier and more-relevant-to-this-FML title for the song "Heartbreak Warfare", but it didn't work. But now that I've mentioned it, you can use your imagination.

  RedPillSucks  |  31

That's the "fight or flight" response.
Farting helps with either one.
Fighting: The fart disorients your opponent, allowing you to get in the first blow.
Flight: The fart is like an octopus ink, and the jet helps you move faster in your escape.