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That's a very interesting way for him to be greeting you, especially if you're still just calling him your "crush"... O.o

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Teyyoshi's English isn't fantastic, but lots of people can't speak a second language at all. Sometimes the humour is lost in translation. :) I think he meant he was eating when he read this and laughed out his food or it came out his nose, something of that equivalent. That's what I got from that anyhow....

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19- I agree with you. From what I've gathered, he's learning a good part of his English on FML. People need to leave him alone. Keep it up teyyoshi! Your English is getting better by the day! ;)

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OP, he's probably feeling more embarrassed and awkward than you. It's a natural thing to fart :3 don't worry about it.

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Why did he grab your ass is my question. He's a crush, not a boyfriend. Or maybe it's just me. I personally would stop liking someone for doing that to me. It's disrespectful.

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34 Understandable, but plenty of people are fine with this behaviour between close friends. The OP never mentioned how close they were.

That's a very interesting way for him to be greeting you, especially if you're still just calling him your "crush"... O.o

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Glad i'm not the only one that found the ass grabbing a little weird. Probably not the kinda guy you want to get involved with.

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Okay, 97. A) Genius*. B) That comment had nothing to do with pronunciation, they just used the wrong tense of the word. C) You forgot an apostrophe. Borrow it from the other comment's "that's". I don't mind when people correct others, it just drives me crazy when they do it wrong.

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Well aren't you just a little stinker, poor guy was just trying to go in for an innocent ass grab, and you gas him...Love is a battlefield.

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I tried to come up with a punnier and more-relevant-to-this-FML title for the song "Heartbreak Warfare", but it didn't work. But now that I've mentioned it, you can use your imagination.

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That's the "fight or flight" response. Farting helps with either one. Fighting: The fart disorients your opponent, allowing you to get in the first blow. Flight: The fart is like an octopus ink, and the jet helps you move faster in your escape.

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