Today, a neighbor called the cops on me and my friends because we were "starting a fire" in the backyard. We were using a barbecue. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my ultra-Christian neighbor called the cops on me (again). This time, it was because she could smell "weed" coming from my apartment. I was burning sage. FML
Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML
Today, we went to a nice place by a river to have a BBQ. Someone then asked if we could move the fireplace somewhere else, so we went to check another spot. We came back to find a dog had eaten all the meat we'd brought. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, I had to call 911. Why? My fireplace caught on fire. FML
Today, I went to what I thought was my friend’s house for a barbecue. I walked into the backyard and started chatting with people I didn't recognize. After about 20 minutes, I realized I was at the wrong house, eating a stranger's food. FML
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
Today, I managed to set off the smoke detectors while cooking burgers. The cops and fire department showed up. FML
Today, my boss told me to not burn the place down while she was outside. When she came back inside, I accidentally started a fire. FML
Today, an idiot decided it would be fun to light up a firecracker in front of our house. It ended with firetrucks, a black yard, and yet somehow the weeds survived. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
Don't worry, they'll get in trouble for the false call, darling!~
Jazzyj152 0
wow what stupid douche neighbors. FYL for having to live next to them.
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Comments (82)
Domo_Arigato7 3
Sounds like my neighbours, except we were lighting off fireworks.
4Lonely2Stoner0 0
Did the cops eat all your hot dogs?
randombitches1 0
technically he was right but i still believe that u should teach his lawn a lesson or somethhing
alexFYL 11
So the police come, look at you, ask if that's all you're doing, say "okay, thanks for your time, sorry to bother you", go on you rway, you continue your barbeque and your neighbor is still an idiot...
meg238f 0
Actually, the cops would go on there way to the neighbors and have a chat with them about false 911/unnecessary calls.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Is your neighbor old and crazy? :O
x3herox3 0
Lmfao.
beaker38 5
I'm a fire fighter and when someone calls 911 for something like the we have too spend are time going over there and deal with it just because they have an asshole for a neighbor
Gabbymcbride 2
Fail. They probably just smelled the smoke and maybe the smell of something burning and spazzed.
snade 0
LOL
rangermedic77 5
how the **** would being a better cook stop it from smoking and someone calling the cops. I swear some people who comment should use their brains.