By nothingtoseeherejuststealingtrees - 05/04/2016 20:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I met my neighbor. When she saw me cutting down trees on my lot, she interrogated me and called the police because she didn't believe I owned the property. She didn't call the cops when she watched someone steal a cord of wood from my property two days ago. FML
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Aerobic_Exorcism 13

To be fair to the neighbor, I'd also be skeptical if a person different from the neighbor I saw 2 days was in my neighbor's lot with an axe.

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chinaski7628 32

I'd be more skeptical of the person removing things from the property than the person performing upkeep and maintenance on it. But that's just me.

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trex454 21

not to mention a lot of people hire someone to cut down trees. so it would be very reasonable for it to not be her neighbor cutting trees down

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RedCronos 17

Some neighbors have nothing better to do other than annoy the crap out of you.

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ruckfules85 34

Sounds like she's got things a little backwards.

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walid820014 20

Maybe she doesn't know you? Things will get better soon :D

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Jachin357 28

I like it when the red water comes out.

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EwahWeeWah 21

I am pretty sure it's illegal to not report a crime. Try to get her punished for that, if it is.

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ssnow_fml 20

Maybe she liked to feed the birds in those trees.

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domolovesyoshi 33

Feed the birds by trespassing on your neighbours lot to do it.

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Danne696 14

It could just be a simple mistake. If she thought that the person who stole the wood earlier were the owner then naturally she wouldn't report that person and also find OP very suspicious.

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