Today, we went to a nice place by a river to have a BBQ. Someone...

By Anonymous - 13/06/2019 00:30

Today, we went to a nice place by a river to have a BBQ. Someone then asked if we could move the fireplace somewhere else, so we went to check another spot. We came back to find a dog had eaten all the meat we'd brought. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2021 11:01

Today, my husband and I cooked our first dinner of the year, some grilled steak. The moment we turned our backs to put out the fire, the dog snatched half of it. FML

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By anonymous - 02/02/2010 17:32 - France

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

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By EpicFailTime - 22/02/2011 02:21

Today, a neighbor called the cops on me and my friends because we were "starting a fire" in the backyard. We were using a barbecue. FML

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By psd60 - 06/12/2012 07:18 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML

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Awkward...

By Sunny - 12/09/2018 07:30 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I went to this coffee shop in town that has a fire pit outdoors with my boyfriend. I threw out the idea of sitting by the fire together, and he responded by telling me that his father and dog died in a house fire when he was young. FML

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Nature calls

By Anonymous - 29/11/2023 00:00

Today, I got to my log cabin after an hour's hiking. I lit the fire because it was freezing and my stupid dog sniffed the fire, looked me in the eye, then jumped right into the fire and knocked the logs everywhere. My cabin is now ashes and I had an hour's hike back to my car with my stupid dog. FML

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By SoCalStoopid - 09/09/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, to save money, I bought some meat in bulk. When I got home, I was told that power to the neighborhood was out, and probably would be for days. Rather than let the meat rot, I barbecued it all and gave it away to my neighbors. The power came on while everyone was eating. FML

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Bon appétit

By nauseated - 05/06/2021 13:01 - United States

Today, I got asked to a BBQ by new friend. I walked in, and to my horror she's a hoarder. The house was packed wall to wall and everything was covered in thick layers of dust and dog hair. Her dogs were filthy and untrained. They snatched food off the counters while she laughed and kept cooking. FML

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Scarfing it down

By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my mom sent me home with some delicious-looking BBQ ribs because I'd missed a cookout due to work. I set them on the counter, intent on putting them in the oven, but had to make a quick run to the bathroom. I came back to find my roommate's cat sitting in the plate, covered in sauce, as he helped himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:16 - Canada

Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML

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jc1015 25

Thursday 13 June 2019 0:34

Why would you all go? Have 1 person stay back to watch your stuff next time. You kinda deserve it.

Dthsapprntc 23

Thursday 13 June 2019 3:49

Never leave food unguarded outdoors. Ever. There are things living out there that are hungry.

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jc1015 25

Thursday 13 June 2019 0:34

Why would you all go? Have 1 person stay back to watch your stuff next time. You kinda deserve it.

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 13 June 2019 1:17

Should have found the dogs owner and told them they owe ya a meal

BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 13 June 2019 3:28

Should have found someone to watch over their food.

Dthsapprntc 23

Thursday 13 June 2019 3:49

Never leave food unguarded outdoors. Ever. There are things living out there that are hungry.

alycion 38

Thursday 13 June 2019 10:22

Never leave food or drink unguarded anywhere. There are crazies that like to take advantage of it to door someone and then rob or rape. I’m usually a pretty laid back person, but if I was there first and there were only two in my party, I would decline. Not leaving someone unattended next to strangers and not leaving food unattended. If we were there second, then we’d leave with our stuff together to find another spot. It sounds paranoid until you run into that one crazy person who has a plan.