By Paul - 08/08/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML
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AaronTkr 0

grandma knows how to party!

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twinny_sc 13

"I'm sorry officer I don't see.... GRANNY PUT YOUR HANDS BACK ON! ...a problem here."

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AaronTkr 0

grandma knows how to party!

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chuckychan 8
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Grandmas party hard.

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himynameischeese 6

Go grandma go grandma it's yo birthday!!

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HowAreYouToday 34

Um.... I have no words

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damadrappa 4
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Grandma: "Was the bass to high?"

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CathyCraaazy 8
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"ain't no party like my grandma's tea party!"

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kwchambers92 10

"If I would have known you were visiting I would have trimmed my antlers"

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yoursucklives 36

grandma should lay off the vodka

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enonymous 8

My Granny taught me how to put a condom on a banana with no hands and while doing a keg stand

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kwchambers92 10

56 sounds dangerous

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AaronTkr 0

Grandmas gone wild lol

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KaintukeeBob 13
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Geriatric jell-o shots?

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chuckychan 8
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@#34 epic Flight of the Conchords reference.

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zachherbert 10
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She's gonna turn the retirement home into a night club

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aFatFuck 0

Grandmas always throw the most insane parties

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ilovecookies83 0
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I think the neighbors were just jealous!

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ariannaimelda 7
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Hell yeah they do, they have the most party experience, they know how to make it right ;)

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yamatelle 19

OP is lucky to have a grandma like that. Mine is so old she saw anal beads and bought one thinking it was a necklace. Don't ask me where she got them from....

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yamatelle 19

The worst part was trying to explain to her, for half an hour, why she can't wear it in public...

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ilovecookies83 0
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Yamatelle, your granny sounds adorable :) lol

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twinny_sc 13

"I'm sorry officer I don't see.... GRANNY PUT YOUR HANDS BACK ON! ...a problem here."

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twinny_sc 13

"I'm sorry officer I don't see... GRANNY PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON! ...a problem."

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twinny_sc 13

*pants

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Deeznutzhairy 7
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Hands was more funny lol ;D

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Pandaloverr 0

I liked hands better also . (;

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insidejokeswithm 0
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I thought there was some sort of detachable-hand- skeleton granny that I had missed here..

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BelleBelle_fml 11

Grandma's FTW!

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dstryke 0
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Wow at 86 and she still keeps the party going. ROCK ON GRANNY!!

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kwchambers92 10

don't rock on too hard though granny wouldn't want you breaking a hip

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kings1fan 6

Sounds like grandma gets down!

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Nevitt 9

oh no its okay... its perfectly normal to find a party for an 86 year old to be too loud.... hmmm.....

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cheer4ever96 8

Then Grandma was getting down!! Woo! ;) lol

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ElainaCutsYou 0

Must of had a lot of boos

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MrSexyPants 14

It's not Halloween yet, silly.

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Cereal_Is_Good 5

46 you took my joke. So I will now resort to just calling 11 stupid.

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jedielf 23
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You should have told the cops or the neighbour that your grandma doesn't have that many of them left, so you have every right to party on :P

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