By Paul - 08/08/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 424
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AaronTkr 0
twinny_sc 13

"I'm sorry officer I don't see.... GRANNY PUT YOUR HANDS BACK ON! ...a problem here."


AaronTkr 0
himynameischeese 6

Go grandma go grandma it's yo birthday!!

HowAreYouToday 34

"ain't no party like my grandma's tea party!"

kwchambers92 10

"If I would have known you were visiting I would have trimmed my antlers"

yoursucklives 36

grandma should lay off the vodka

enonymous 8

My Granny taught me how to put a condom on a banana with no hands and while doing a keg stand

kwchambers92 10
AaronTkr 0

@#34 epic Flight of the Conchords reference.

She's gonna turn the retirement home into a night club

aFatFuck 0

Grandmas always throw the most insane parties

I think the neighbors were just jealous!

Hell yeah they do, they have the most party experience, they know how to make it right ;)

yamatelle 19

OP is lucky to have a grandma like that. Mine is so old she saw anal beads and bought one thinking it was a necklace. Don't ask me where she got them from....

yamatelle 19

The worst part was trying to explain to her, for half an hour, why she can't wear it in public...

Yamatelle, your granny sounds adorable :) lol

twinny_sc 13

"I'm sorry officer I don't see.... GRANNY PUT YOUR HANDS BACK ON! ...a problem here."

twinny_sc 13

"I'm sorry officer I don't see... GRANNY PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON! ...a problem."

Pandaloverr 0

I liked hands better also . (;

I thought there was some sort of detachable-hand- skeleton granny that I had missed here..

BelleBelle_fml 11

Wow at 86 and she still keeps the party going. ROCK ON GRANNY!!

kwchambers92 10

don't rock on too hard though granny wouldn't want you breaking a hip

kings1fan 6

Sounds like grandma gets down!

Nevitt 9

oh no its okay... its perfectly normal to find a party for an 86 year old to be too loud.... hmmm.....

cheer4ever96 8

Then Grandma was getting down!! Woo! ;) lol

ElainaCutsYou 0
MrSexyPants 14

It's not Halloween yet, silly.

Cereal_Is_Good 5

46 you took my joke. So I will now resort to just calling 11 stupid.

You should have told the cops or the neighbour that your grandma doesn't have that many of them left, so you have every right to party on :P