Today, a neighbor called the cops on me and my friends because we were "starting a fire" in the backyard. We were using a barbecue. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ultra-Christian neighbor called the cops on me (again). This time, it was because she could smell "weed" coming from my apartment. I was burning sage. FML
Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML
Today, we went to a nice place by a river to have a BBQ. Someone then asked if we could move the fireplace somewhere else, so we went to check another spot. We came back to find a dog had eaten all the meat we'd brought. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, I had to call 911. Why? My fireplace caught on fire. FML
Today, I went to what I thought was my friend’s house for a barbecue. I walked into the backyard and started chatting with people I didn't recognize. After about 20 minutes, I realized I was at the wrong house, eating a stranger's food. FML
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
Today, I managed to set off the smoke detectors while cooking burgers. The cops and fire department showed up. FML
Today, my boss told me to not burn the place down while she was outside. When she came back inside, I accidentally started a fire. FML
Today, an idiot decided it would be fun to light up a firecracker in front of our house. It ended with firetrucks, a black yard, and yet somehow the weeds survived. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
Don't worry, they'll get in trouble for the false call, darling!~
Jazzyj152 0
wow what stupid douche neighbors. FYL for having to live next to them.
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Comments (82)
Maubinlol 0
TROLOLOLOLOLOL
dansco 25
Two reasons why your neighbours are knobs - they should've rang the fire brigade if they thought it was a fire and they're wasting the cops time for no reason, who cares if you want to burn your house down lol
maarrriiiisssssa 0
# 60. Soooooooo true Hahahahahaha it's gonna smoke anyways so what the hell lol
maarrriiiisssssa 0
How was I being ignorant?? I dont get it.. Lol doesn't matter if you cook well or if you suck ass at BBQing its gonna smoke anyways so suck it(: hahaha
fubar4961 0
Wtf.... wait do i smell smoke...
dixieoutlaw 0
Always remember rule #1 people are stupid
Ray_of_midnight 23
should have told him, "We didn't start the fire. It was always burning, since the world's been turning."
redneck14 11
poor baby
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
wow...is ur neighbor mentally stable?
adamcole20 0
u should start ur neighbor on fire