Today, a neighbor called the cops on me and my friends because we were "starting a fire" in the backyard. We were using a barbecue. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my ultra-Christian neighbor called the cops on me (again). This time, it was because she could smell "weed" coming from my apartment. I was burning sage. FML
Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML
Today, we went to a nice place by a river to have a BBQ. Someone then asked if we could move the fireplace somewhere else, so we went to check another spot. We came back to find a dog had eaten all the meat we'd brought. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, I had to call 911. Why? My fireplace caught on fire. FML
Today, I went to what I thought was my friend’s house for a barbecue. I walked into the backyard and started chatting with people I didn't recognize. After about 20 minutes, I realized I was at the wrong house, eating a stranger's food. FML
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
Today, I managed to set off the smoke detectors while cooking burgers. The cops and fire department showed up. FML
Today, my boss told me to not burn the place down while she was outside. When she came back inside, I accidentally started a fire. FML
Today, an idiot decided it would be fun to light up a firecracker in front of our house. It ended with firetrucks, a black yard, and yet somehow the weeds survived. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
Don't worry, they'll get in trouble for the false call, darling!~
Jazzyj152 0
wow what stupid douche neighbors. FYL for having to live next to them.
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Comments (82)
whorecrux 0
Haiku time! Fire! Quick! Call the cops! Because they have firetrucks! That was sarcasm. -bows-
whorecrux 0
Oh, I realize that the police would notify the police station - it just didn't fit into the poem.
all4pooh 4
Haikus are fun poems They are so easy to write They give me great joy :) :) :)
lawlwhut 5
Your first line has six syllables.
condog95 0
GREAT!! - you can chuck some pork on the barbie, thanks to the neighbours. lol i'm joking
roydawgg 3
your neighbors are probably hippy vegetarians who cry when they smell burning meat
mattitucklove01 0
nothing is worse then nosy neighbors!
TheFlyingMan 8
Explosive Periods.
lordcaliburx 0
agree. I hate when people get in my business. if I want to beat my kids,wife, and dog then god damn it I want to do it. my your business and hide your skeletons in your closet better ya pill popping re-re.
takeapieandrun 9
Well you were technically starting a fire...
15thPrestige 0
So I'm guessing things got heated..
15thPrestige 0
p
15thPrestige 0
That's hot.
amsftw 0
I don't get why there's more YDIs than FYLs.....but okay.
iluvmemicookies 0
Not anymore but can someone tell me why there's any YDI at all? Why do some idiots feel the need to put YDI on everything?
amsftw 0
I know right! like seriously grow up already. and yeah I noticed that just now :P
something224 6
Punch that bitch in the stomach!