No, not me. Me and my balls have been through a lot together, but I've never sat on them. They did get pretty mad at me for going horseback riding in gym shorts.

22- I was a horseback rider for most of my life. Some bad experiences there. Mostly from jumping

Lol that sucks. Even as girls jumping (and bareback) can be quite painful. >_

#22, to be clear, I hadn't planned on going horseback riding in gym shorts, the opportunity to ride just popped up all of a sudden. It was a sperm of the moment decision.

"Through no fault of my own..." - someone else sat on your balls for you?

My balls don't sag that much that I've ever sat on them. So far I can't relate and I'd love for it to stay that way. It'd probably be horribly painful.

@30, especially when the horse has high withers. that's the worst!

*sigh* Well I certainly feel your pain, bro.

#63_I'm soooo happy to see your comment! I immediately thought of you when I read this FML. Is this poster your twin brother or related to you?

#1_What if a woman sat on your balls?

I think OP is an older man hitting on young girls. I've never heard of any young guy sitting on his balls but my dad has told me he's done it a few times.

What a ball-sy move.

I'm sorry for creeping but WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST SIDNEY CROSBY?!

You've got the weirdest profile descriptiom I've ever seen.

I think 3's profile is quite entertaining! Strange in the best possible way lol

3 sounds like the type of person I'd be best friends with. :3

3- lol your description is amazing. Will you marry me?

#37_Da fuq does hockey do here?

Umm I am scared for Crosby's life. FHL!

What exactly is a breck?

Yes but since nobody cares about England, we can safely say it was a typo.

It's how you type break with a Scottish accent...

Breck = brain wreck... Like when you use the word breck.

You could get castrated... Just sayin'.

My comment got posted twice for done reason, I apologize!

What is he gonna do? Shift his balls away from the stool?

Well they were between him and the seat, so shifting them away sounds like a smart thing to do.

That's what I'm trying to figure out. Maybe he just started swearing a lot? It's weird.

Holy Shit we typed the same thing at the same time LOL

It's probably the first thought that comes to mind with most people!

or screech like a girl!

Maybe the "ladies" in question aren't the ones he was after...

Your username goes awkwardly well with your comment.