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By Anonymous - 1/12/2012 00:31 - United States - Rocklin
Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML
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  perdix  |  29

No, not me. Me and my balls have been through a lot together, but I've never sat on them.

They did get pretty mad at me for going horseback riding in gym shorts.

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  perdix  |  29

#22, to be clear, I hadn't planned on going horseback riding in gym shorts, the opportunity to ride just popped up all of a sudden.

It was a sperm of the moment decision.

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  winkydog4056  |  16

#63_I'm soooo happy to see your comment! I immediately thought of you when I read this FML. Is this poster your twin brother or related to you?

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  winkydog4056  |  16

#1_What if a woman sat on your balls?

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  8313girl  |  28

I think OP is an older man hitting on young girls. I've never heard of any young guy sitting on his balls but my dad has told me he's done it a few times.

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  winkydog4056  |  16

#37_Da fuq does hockey do here?

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