Today, a man wearing a Santa hat stumbled out of a bar, staggered over to my car, and vomited through the open window into my lap. FML
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DocBastard
| 38
"Ho ho hooouurrgh!"
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the_zero_article
| 15
Sounds like someone had a few too many Christmas spirits...
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the_zero_article
| 15
Sounds like someone had a few too many Christmas spirits...
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EXOPH
| 8
lol I agree. too drunk xD
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DREAMCATCHERoooo
| 4
Was this during Santacon?
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Topasofmagic
| 17
In the first sentence, I kind of forgot I was on FML and thought it was a beginning of a joke... I should get some more sleep... •_•'
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
I guess you were on the naughty list...
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ohnowhyme123
| 15
tis' the season
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DocBastard
| 38
"Ho ho hooouurrgh!"
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StillUsesMyspace
| 22
Merry Christmas!
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zandalee
| 19
Bad Santa!!
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gracehi
| 31
Let me guess... This happened a few nights ago in NYC. YDI for braving the streets of New York during "Santa Con." Actually, you don't deserve it, but that sentence sounded more definitive that way.
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Rozay333
| 34
Did you not see that OP is in the UK?
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gracehi
| 31
Do British people never travel to New York City? Perhaps the most internationally known American city?
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Ambient25
| 24
Is it New York? I only know it as Gotham...
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gracehi
| 31
Or is it Metropolis? Central City? Atlantis?
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Ambient25
| 24
I think it's just Big Apple
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EXOPH
| 8
He lives in G.Brit.
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LaurenLo
| 17
Well he had an early Christmas celebration this year
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UrYousername
| 15
Merry Christmas!
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girlrome
| 19
Think of it as an early christmas gift.
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saocrates
| 16
Only if that's what he asked for when he sat on Santa's lap.
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buckdharma
| 36
Palpable proof there is a Santa Claus!
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Izabushel
| 65
I was quite surprised to see that he was in the UK. I thought that with an open window at this time of the year it would more likely be Australia.
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sanecatlady
| 13
That is just unbelievably gross. I'd have to send the car to the scrap heap and burn my clothes, they would never feel clean again. And neither would I.
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DocBastard
| 38
If that's how you feel, I would strongly suggest you never have children. You will get covered in more filth than you could possibly imagine.
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sanecatlady
| 13
I will never have kids, just being in the same room with one makes me nervous.
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ColbyGB
| 13
Christmas spirits are high! And some spirits are on sale this time of year ;)