By Anonymous - 20/12/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, a man wearing a Santa hat stumbled out of a bar, staggered over to my car, and vomited through the open window into my lap. FML
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DocBastard 38
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"Ho ho hooouurrgh!"

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the_zero_article 15
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Sounds like someone had a few too many Christmas spirits...

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the_zero_article 15
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Sounds like someone had a few too many Christmas spirits...

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EXOPH 8
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lol I agree. too drunk xD

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DREAMCATCHERoooo 4
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Was this during Santacon?

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Topasofmagic 17
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In the first sentence, I kind of forgot I was on FML and thought it was a beginning of a joke... I should get some more sleep... •_•'

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incoherentrmblr 21

I guess you were on the naughty list...

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ohnowhyme123 15
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tis' the season

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DocBastard 38
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"Ho ho hooouurrgh!"

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StillUsesMyspace 22

Merry Christmas!

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zandalee 19
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Bad Santa!!

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gracehi 31
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Let me guess... This happened a few nights ago in NYC. YDI for braving the streets of New York during "Santa Con." Actually, you don't deserve it, but that sentence sounded more definitive that way.

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Rozay333 35
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Did you not see that OP is in the UK?

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gracehi 31
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Do British people never travel to New York City? Perhaps the most internationally known American city?

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Ambient25 24
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Is it New York? I only know it as Gotham...

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gracehi 31
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Or is it Metropolis? Central City? Atlantis?

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Ambient25 24
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I think it's just Big Apple

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EXOPH 8
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He lives in G.Brit.

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LaurenLo 17
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Well he had an early Christmas celebration this year

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UrYousername 15
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Merry Christmas!

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girlrome 19
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Think of it as an early christmas gift.

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saocrates 16
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Only if that's what he asked for when he sat on Santa's lap.

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buckdharma 36
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Palpable proof there is a Santa Claus!

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Izabushel 65
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I was quite surprised to see that he was in the UK. I thought that with an open window at this time of the year it would more likely be Australia.

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sanecatlady 13
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That is just unbelievably gross. I'd have to send the car to the scrap heap and burn my clothes, they would never feel clean again. And neither would I.

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DocBastard 38
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If that's how you feel, I would strongly suggest you never have children. You will get covered in more filth than you could possibly imagine.

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sanecatlady 13
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I will never have kids, just being in the same room with one makes me nervous.

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ColbyGB 13

Christmas spirits are high! And some spirits are on sale this time of year ;)

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