Sounds like someone had a few too many Christmas spirits...

lol I agree. too drunk xD

Was this during Santacon?

In the first sentence, I kind of forgot I was on FML and thought it was a beginning of a joke... I should get some more sleep... •_•'

I guess you were on the naughty list...

tis' the season

"Ho ho hooouurrgh!"

Merry Christmas!

Bad Santa!!

Let me guess... This happened a few nights ago in NYC. YDI for braving the streets of New York during "Santa Con." Actually, you don't deserve it, but that sentence sounded more definitive that way.

Did you not see that OP is in the UK?

Do British people never travel to New York City? Perhaps the most internationally known American city?

Is it New York? I only know it as Gotham...

Or is it Metropolis? Central City? Atlantis?

I think it's just Big Apple

He lives in G.Brit.

Well he had an early Christmas celebration this year

Merry Christmas!

Think of it as an early christmas gift.

Only if that's what he asked for when he sat on Santa's lap.

Palpable proof there is a Santa Claus!

I was quite surprised to see that he was in the UK. I thought that with an open window at this time of the year it would more likely be Australia.

That is just unbelievably gross. I'd have to send the car to the scrap heap and burn my clothes, they would never feel clean again. And neither would I.

If that's how you feel, I would strongly suggest you never have children. You will get covered in more filth than you could possibly imagine.

I will never have kids, just being in the same room with one makes me nervous.

Christmas spirits are high! And some spirits are on sale this time of year ;)