Miscellaneous: Today, a man wearing a Santa hat stumbled out of a bar, staggered...

By Anonymous - 20/12/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, a man wearing a Santa hat stumbled out of a bar, staggered over to my car, and vomited through the open window into my lap. FML

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Same thing different taste

By dee - 10/12/2011 10:14 - United States

Today, I wound up cleaning vomit out of the window track of my car at midnight, in the nicest dress I own, after my husband got completely wasted at his office Christmas party. FML

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You deserved it 3 317

By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, my friend got drunk. He always pukes when he gets drunk, but I decided to drive him home anyway. He didn't puke the whole ride. We arrived at his house and he got out. Right as I was about to drive away he stumbled back to my car because he forgot his wallet. He grabbed it and puked on me. FML

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You deserved it 6 081

By Username - 02/08/2011 07:55 - United States

Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML

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By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 3 613

By sma93 - 17/12/2016 18:30 - United States - Baldwin

Today, after my work's Christmas party, everyone got so drunk that I had to help one of my only sober co-workers take everyone home and clean up vomit. FML

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You deserved it 585

Giga barf

By Anonymous - 03/07/2022 06:00

Today, some woman, sick with god knows what, didn’t vomit into the bin next to my car, or even just onto the floor, she lurched over to my car and vomited through my open window onto my shirt and legs, and down into the footwell. I can still smell it. FML

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You deserved it 76

Barf

By epicfailureismyl - 05/04/2018 15:00

Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML

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Oh what a night

By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 09/06/2013 23:33 - United States - Montpelier

Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML

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You deserved it 9 130

By evil Santa - 25/12/2014 03:48 - United States - Solon

Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML

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You deserved it 3 206

By moopymoplady - 29/11/2011 00:44 - Canada

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

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You deserved it 5 627

DocBastard 38

Saturday 21 December 2013 5:22

"Ho ho hooouurrgh!"

the_zero_article 15

Saturday 21 December 2013 5:20

Sounds like someone had a few too many Christmas spirits...

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amvelasco19 10

Saturday 21 December 2013 18:32

Tis the season to be shit-faced

TheKoolKidsKlan 9

Saturday 21 December 2013 18:34

Someone's been naughty this year.

Dinoporeon 9

Saturday 21 December 2013 18:55

You're at a bar! ALWAYS keep your windows closed at a bar parking lot.

egrudy 9

Saturday 21 December 2013 19:33

Merry Christmas!

alejandriaaaa 5

Saturday 21 December 2013 23:27

Merry Christmas to you!

Cadillac4427 8

Sunday 22 December 2013 2:54

Am I the only one who wonders why didn't OP close his window when he seen a stranger approaching his vehicle ?

Infinity1337 11

Sunday 22 December 2013 10:16

"you are on Santa's naughty list, bllllllarrgggghhhh!"

Miz_Firebrand 3

Sunday 22 December 2013 22:33

Merry Christmas, aye?

BenAfro 2

Sunday 22 December 2013 23:06

Glitterpuke... Hahaha nothing magical about that...

Yousavvy 0

Thursday 26 December 2013 6:47

Guess you were on the naughty list.

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Same thing different taste

Giga barf

Barf

Oh what a night

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