Health, Gross and Cars: Giga barf - FML

Giga barf

By Anonymous - 03/07/2022 06:00

Today, some woman, sick with god knows what, didn’t vomit into the bin next to my car, or even just onto the floor, she lurched over to my car and vomited through my open window onto my shirt and legs, and down into the footwell. I can still smell it. FML

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SirEnigM0nk 22

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Monday 4 July 2022 4:18

You may have to torch the car like that one guy torched his beard.

DrewBaby 8

Monday 4 July 2022 4:49

Free stew

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RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 3 July 2022 6:12

There is probably more to the story than we're being told. Did you dump her badly?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

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Monday 4 July 2022 3:31

I hope to God it wasn't COVID. I would have chewed her a new butthole to the point where it would be coming out the other end, far away from my car.

SirEnigM0nk 22

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Monday 4 July 2022 4:18

You may have to torch the car like that one guy torched his beard.

DrewBaby 8

Monday 4 July 2022 4:49

Free stew

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