FML : Today, I was walking into the building I hoped to work in someday with my resume, ready to be interviewed. As I walked through the doors I had to sneeze,...

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Today, I was walking into the building I hoped to work in someday with my resume, ready to be interviewed. As I walked through the doors I had to sneeze, so lifted my hands and sneezed a huge bloody booger right in the middle of the cover page. Turns out future employers don't like that. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ZombieLicker - / Wednesday 25 November 2009 20:25 / United States

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By perdix | 29

#688291 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 11:34

When they say you need to do something to make your resume stand out, that snot what they mean.

By ilovesugarbelle | 0

#688275 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 11:27

thats why you always take two copies... just good rule of thumb.

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By alexanderzzz | 0

#688253 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 11:21

lol too bad

totalbadass | 0

#688631 - Thursday 26 November 2009 04:30

YDI for having a small cock.

Grndslmhttr3 | 0

#692205 - Saturday 28 November 2009 06:58

That's why you sneeze into the crook of your elbow; learn some fucking manners.

By sodahhhr | 0

#688256 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 11:22

firsy!!! again!!!! im fasterrest!!!

jjcastillo | 0

#688359 - Thursday 26 November 2009 12:32

F*CKING FAILURE!

By sjp092 | 0

#688265 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 11:24

I would have asked the employer if he/she could do better =D.

By Yatta_fml | 0

#688269 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 11:24

Sick... Couldn't you have taken it off before anyone saw?

By sciencexgeek | 0

#688271 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 11:25

hahahahhaha Gross.

By ilovesugarbelle | 0

#688275 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 11:27

thats why you always take two copies... just good rule of thumb.

By South_Park_Shay | 0

#688276 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 11:27

#2: Epic fail. OP: It's one job, it's happened to the employers before, i'm sure. Yes, disgusting, but hey. There's more job, sorry about the inconvenience. FYL.

By MermaidSongXOXO | 6

#688279 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 11:29

Really, OP? I thought that future employers LOVED bloody boogers on resumes. I mean, it adds so much personality to your resume. See? I know how to use sarcasm, too :]