Today, I was walking into the building I hoped to work in someday with my resume, ready to be interviewed. As I walked through the doors I had to sneeze, so lifted my hands and sneezed a huge bloody booger right in the middle of the cover page. Turns out future employers don't like that. FML
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perdix
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When they say you need to do something to make your resume stand out, that snot what they mean.
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ilovesugarbelle
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thats why you always take two copies... just good rule of thumb.
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alexanderzzz
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lol too bad
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totalbadass
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YDI for having a small cock.
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Grndslmhttr3
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That's why you sneeze into the crook of your elbow; learn some fucking manners.
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sodahhhr
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firsy!!! again!!!! im fasterrest!!!
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jjcastillo
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F*CKING FAILURE!
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sjp092
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I would have asked the employer if he/she could do better =D.
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Yatta_fml
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Sick... Couldn't you have taken it off before anyone saw?
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sciencexgeek
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hahahahhaha Gross.
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ilovesugarbelle
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thats why you always take two copies... just good rule of thumb.
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South_Park_Shay
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#2: Epic fail.
OP: It's one job, it's happened to the employers before, i'm sure. Yes, disgusting, but hey. There's more job, sorry about the inconvenience. FYL.
OP: It's one job, it's happened to the employers before, i'm sure. Yes, disgusting, but hey. There's more job, sorry about the inconvenience. FYL.
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MermaidSongXOXO
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Really, OP? I thought that future employers LOVED bloody boogers on resumes. I mean, it adds so much personality to your resume.
See? I know how to use sarcasm, too :]
See? I know how to use sarcasm, too :]
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Amariehipsterrr
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Apta.
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lostfaithinpppl
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Didn't anyone ever teach you to blow your nose. Don't walk around with a nose full of boogers.
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perdix
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When they say you need to do something to make your resume stand out, that snot what they mean.
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bexox
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How is babby formed?