Work: Today, I was walking into the building I hoped to work in someday...

By ZombieLicker - 25/11/2009 20:25 - United States

Today, I was walking into the building I hoped to work in someday with my resume, ready to be interviewed. As I walked through the doors I had to sneeze, so lifted my hands and sneezed a huge bloody booger right in the middle of the cover page. Turns out future employers don't like that. FML

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perdix 29

Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:34

When they say you need to do something to make your resume stand out, that snot what they mean.

ilovesugarbelle 0

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Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:27

thats why you always take two copies... just good rule of thumb.

alexanderzzz 0

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Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:21

lol too bad

totalbadass 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 4:30

YDI for having a small cock.

Grndslmhttr3 0

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Saturday 28 November 2009 6:58

That's why you sneeze into the crook of your elbow; learn some fucking manners.

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Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:22

firsy!!! again!!!! im fasterrest!!!

jjcastillo 0

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Thursday 26 November 2009 0:32

F*CKING FAILURE!

sjp092 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:24

I would have asked the employer if he/she could do better =D.

Yatta_fml 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:24

Sick... Couldn't you have taken it off before anyone saw?

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Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:25

hahahahhaha Gross.

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Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:27

thats why you always take two copies... just good rule of thumb.

South_Park_Shay 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:27

#2: Epic fail. OP: It's one job, it's happened to the employers before, i'm sure. Yes, disgusting, but hey. There's more job, sorry about the inconvenience. FYL.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:29

Really, OP? I thought that future employers LOVED bloody boogers on resumes. I mean, it adds so much personality to your resume. See? I know how to use sarcasm, too :]