By ZombieLicker - 25/11/2009 20:25 - United States

Today, I was walking into the building I hoped to work in someday with my resume, ready to be interviewed. As I walked through the doors I had to sneeze, so lifted my hands and sneezed a huge bloody booger right in the middle of the cover page. Turns out future employers don't like that. FML
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perdix 29

When they say you need to do something to make your resume stand out, that snot what they mean.

thats why you always take two copies... just good rule of thumb.

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lol too bad

totalbadass 0

YDI for having a small cock.

That's why you sneeze into the crook of your elbow; learn some fucking manners.

firsy!!! again!!!! im fasterrest!!!

F*CKING FAILURE!

sjp092 0

I would have asked the employer if he/she could do better =D.

Yatta_fml 0

Sick... Couldn't you have taken it off before anyone saw?

hahahahhaha Gross.

thats why you always take two copies... just good rule of thumb.

South_Park_Shay 0

#2: Epic fail. OP: It's one job, it's happened to the employers before, i'm sure. Yes, disgusting, but hey. There's more job, sorry about the inconvenience. FYL.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Really, OP? I thought that future employers LOVED bloody boogers on resumes. I mean, it adds so much personality to your resume. See? I know how to use sarcasm, too :]

Didn't anyone ever teach you to blow your nose. Don't walk around with a nose full of boogers.

perdix 29

When they say you need to do something to make your resume stand out, that snot what they mean.

bexox 0

How is babby formed?