By Anonymous - 22/1/2021 14:31 - Australia - Adelaide

Confused

  Today, I drunkenly hooked up with a meth dealer I just met online. Of course this occurred at his place, since he's on home detention for drug trafficking - ankle bracelet and all. Worst part? I really liked it. FML
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By  Lora Wood  |  10

Well every one has to be good at something....

By  BurnInDemonFire  |  30

Okay kids, let's do a fun math question! (I promise it's more fun than it sounds)

1 woman so drunk she fucks a meth-head
+
1 meth-head who was most likely high as fuck when they fucked
+
The combined incompetence of a drunk and a meth-head
+
9 months
=
?

Everyone who answers this correctly gets 100 cookies of their choice, a Covid vaccine, and the chance to one day go to Disney World. You will have to pay for it yourselves, however.

By  flagbitch  |  7

Idc how good that dick is, you leave it alone! Only destructive bitches who desire feeling like your vagina is on fire from the std he gave you deserve dick on lock down!

By  Yummi_913  |  15

I mean... you were sober when you decided to go to a meth traffickers house alone..... you must not have much self respect, or any sense of danger. Or you're just so soooo desperate. At least do yourself a favor and don't start doing meth too. In any case, YDI. But congrats on the good dick I guess.