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I would say YDI but I would probably do the same when I finally start driving… it's tough being a musical person
Fan of Queen are we? Well in that case, Mama! Just hit a car! Put my foot upon the gas, now I'm surely going to crash! Mama! My rates are going up! Didn't mean to bend his end and ensure an expensive trend! Oh mama!! Oooh oooh, didn't want to share my card, now he sees me as a tard!
As a drummer AND a mime, I can safely say that air drumming is my forte! Think of the break as your kick, the parking lock as your hi-hat pedal, the steering wheel as your toms, and the prostitute giving you front-seat head as your snare drum!
That song better have been one of the greatest songs of all time, because right now I bet you feel like an idiot.
You should have been dragged from your car and gutter stomped, blood and bone fragments flying through the air. You are driving a car, a heavy chunk of metal that can easily end someone's life and you became so inattentive and distracted you risked killing someone. YDI. Treat your vehicle like a razor sharp knife.. with due care and attention at all times. Imagine if you hit the gas while you were stopped at a crossing and instead of the rear of another car it was a child. Couldn't live with yourself? Then get out and walk.
Someone took this FML way to seriously, I understand what you're saying but the point is that didn't happen, and we are all humans and make mistakes, no need to bring children into this, or wishing that OP had something that terrible happen to them, which shouldn't be wished on anyone, just because the accidentally tapped the gas pedal in stopped traffic.
Mate i agree with you 100% !!! As someone who has lost a mate to someone not paying attention on the road i can completely understand where youre coming from! Cars are bloody dangerous! Full attention and care should be taken, its the riskiest activity you do on a day to day basis. I hate seeing people talking on the phone, eating, and doing make up while driving. It pisses me right off!!!!!