By sandiego - 22/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier than you, bitch." Thanks for the confidence boost. FML
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GenevieveL 0

Yeah, Angelina Jolie is probably sexier than you too. Who cares what some drugged out asshole on the street says?

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Foxracingluver 0

think of it this way... he said his gf was SEXIER which makes u sexy but her more.. so if anything he was calling u a sexy bitch... damn girl damn ur a sexy bitch a sexy bitch damn ur a sexy bitch damn girl!

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Melkezidech 0

Slap hiss ass, pull his hair, and call him Martha. That'll show him.

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PurpleSquirrel 0

If you're so annoyed by people saying first, why are you even reading the comments?

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wordgirl 0

Purple, that makes no sense. Why can't you enjoy reading the comments but HATE reading idiots writing "first!" like a lame asshole who failed first grade?

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Rustbin 0

Or you could just not pay attention and respond to everyone who says "first"? Let them be, what do you care exactly?

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nmsm 1

Everyone just wants to be first, or at least up there. That's why they reply to the first comment. I feel sorry for #2 ...

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_swimcutie_ 0

ummmm yeah..stop whining. someone prob told him to do it.

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jessiegirrl 0

I sort of this that he hi girlfriends ass ugly and your hot and he just WISHES that what he said was true.

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thor89 0

Well spank his ass and call him Charlie

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fireobsessed 0

hell ya totally wasted. he proally saw u nd got a boner

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WhatANoob 0

#41 No offense, but you ALSO replyed to number 1. But ten so did I..and...wait...and then...flame war....kittens.....pornography...........PENIS! I'M S CUPCAKE GIRL

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crazycornn 0

drunk or high, and also probly doesn't even have a girlfriend x)

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indigodemigod 0

you look like a retard. try getting muscles before posing shirtless on the intarwebs, ya stupid noob.

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rachel7482 0

turn around and say that supermodel must b way to good for u cuz she looks great!

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Brendan3693 0

41 this is a dumb question sry. did you draw your icon thing?

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khujo97 0

WTF dude that's like complety random I can't like even think if that happing

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SomeonethingStup 0

Meh, I'm sure if he had said "Damn girl you're way sexier than my girlfriend", she would have just thought he was creepy.

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zebra_pillow 0

agree with number 2

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inconvienentgurl 0

Awww hun I bet your cute and he thought you were someone he knew but was mistaken

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MeTheBeast 22

This is what we call the practice of douchbaggery!

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GenevieveL 0

Yeah, Angelina Jolie is probably sexier than you too. Who cares what some drugged out asshole on the street says?

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Jman0509 0

wow that sucks. but that guy is just an asshole

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Foxracingluver 0

think of it this way... he said his gf was SEXIER which makes u sexy but her more.. so if anything he was calling u a sexy bitch... damn girl damn ur a sexy bitch a sexy bitch damn ur a sexy bitch damn girl!

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Starfire22 5

awww, that's a nice way of looking at it!

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TempestJones 0

Totally agree with Fox! When people randomly insult you out of nowhere like that they're either trying the kindergarten tactic of insult/punch them if you like them and runaway or else they are overcompensating for wanting you or what you have when they shouldn't....

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fireobsessed 0

that's how 2 put it

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nutycowboy 3

that's what he thinks...you shouldn't care OP

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fuckyouasshole66 0

your peob ugly as **** lmao

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Olympian94 0

Lmao...were you eating with his girlfriend?

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bluesclues72 0

The real question is, was she eating his girlfriend?

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DieInAHole 0

he only said it to make himself feel better. he was so jealous of ur sexiness he thought he should insult u to make him feel better about his unsexy gf. see, its all a subtle compliment. u just gotta read between the lines. :)

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fegd 0

I can't imagine someone going up to an ugly person and saying "my girlfriend is sexier than you". It really sounds like he found you too attractive for him and did that as way of putting you down.

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