By mnavy - 28/09/2009 16:24 - United States

Today, while wearing my Navy Dress White Uniform, I decided to stop and help this attractive girl who was not feeling well. Without warning, she blew chunks all over my "Whites". I have a uniform inspection later this afternoon. FML
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My guess is you won't pass inspection. I'm subbing for Capt. Obvious on the Psychic Hotline today.

Man... I hope you've got a Tide stain pen LOL!

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If the inspector has any sort of manhood in him, he'll understand completely. When a hot chick is in trouble, are you meant to do NOTHING?

No this is bullshit dude. Your Chief will be able to work it out with you unless he's a prick. And why are you in Dress Whites? All inspections that started from mid September now involve the Winter Blues. I actually stood too close to the urinal before in my Whites, had yellow dots everywhere hahaha ______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

Hey Starchild, it changes over at different times depending on the location... Warmer places can still be in whites. Anyway, FYL

It says New Jersey. I'm in DC. My friends are in Norfolk and Pensacola. The East Coast has shifted to Dress Blues when it comes to inspections, and official uniform turnover is October 5th. _______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

Starchild, fyi FMLs are never really "today". Most of the time, it's stuff that happened weeks or even months ago. We've had OPs of other FMLs that commented to tell us that it was actually stuff from years before. So it's unlikely he's in his dress whites "now". This probably happened a while ago, and he simply thought of submitting it to the site recently.

Ah good point good point. Forgot about that. _________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

I'm just amazed Starchild knew that. I've never even heard of that!

it's the navy they don't give a shit

#24 I've seen some crazy ass inspection parties and they do not take any excuse for something that's out of place on a uniform

You had to have known vomit was a possibility when you realized she was sick...YDI.

She could have, but then he wouldn't have had anything to post...and he wouldn't have had a funny story. No one ever hears stories about people who DIDN'T get puked on.

You just responded to your own comment you fucktard.

No, asshole, I was responding to the comment under mine. Way to go...

lmao wow ughsucks is retarded as hell _________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

oo...that sucks

She could have, but then he wouldn't have had anything to post...and it wouldn't have been a good story. No one ever hears stories about people who didn't get puked on.

lol this is the navy, they would never go for that. ive shown up to inspectons before with cuts on my face and still gotten hits for missing a spot.

Of you served on ths Uss Comstock then you deserved it otherwise Fyl and thank you for serving...

I thought the Navy wore Blue anyway? My uncle did when he was in the Navy.

Summer whites. They switch to the winter uniform on the 5th, I believe. Sorry, man. That sucks. I hope you had a spare uniform handy.

dude I'm in the navy and we have more then one type of uniform and different colors also

My guess is you won't pass inspection. I'm subbing for Capt. Obvious on the Psychic Hotline today.

Navy eh? Well I'm sure it had "SEMEN" stains all over it anyways. Ziiiiiiiiiiiiing!

+1 For the corny joke :P

Now that was just unfunny, tasteless and disrespectful. Please go away 13 year old.

A swing and a miss. By a mile

FYL. Hope you managed to get sorted out before inspection!!

Man... I hope you've got a Tide stain pen LOL!

more like a tide stain spray paint

I thought they gave you two uniforms.