By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:09 - United States
  Today, a man dressed as Santa Claus walked by me, grabbing my butt. He smelled of pipe tobacco and pee. He pulled me close to him and whispered, "I bet you're naughty but you feel so nice." I looked dumbfounded at him as he winked and yelled, "You're on my list." FML
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By  Jimboom  |  11

Lol. Creeper Santa has got some awesome lines.

Can't blame him though. It is after all Santa's MO to go around emptying his sack down your chimney. ;-)

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  lalagirl912  |  0

8 year old*
not 12.. well usually not 12. alot of 12 year olds(sister) don't even ask for presents anymore o.O neither or her friends, but they are more mature in the groups. I would still ask for something to >.>
8 year olds just makes more sense. (I'm about to be hated on..)

By  Jimboom  |  11

Lol. Creeper Santa has got some awesome lines.

Can't blame him though. It is after all Santa's MO to go around emptying his sack down your chimney. ;-)