By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, a man dressed as Santa Claus walked by me, grabbing my butt. He smelled of pipe tobacco and pee. He pulled me close to him and whispered, "I bet you're naughty but you feel so nice." I looked dumbfounded at him as he winked and yelled, "You're on my list." FML
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kindlystfupls 0

gotta love Creeper Clause.. FYL. go take a shower and scrub away as much dirty as you can! lol

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Jimboom 11

Lol. Creeper Santa has got some awesome lines. Can't blame him though. It is after all Santa's MO to go around emptying his sack down your chimney. ;-)

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CrazyManNo9 29

Makes sense. (A) He smells like pee because he lets children sit on his lap all day. That's a good thing. (2) If you are "on his list" that means that he made you an exception with his wife so he could do you without penalty. He's being sweet. LMAO

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MeatHammer23 0

Haha you can tell this op is made up. Nice try

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BenDover8 0

works for me all the time

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