School and Students: Teacher's pet

Teacher's pet

By Anonymous - 24/01/2021 08:01

Today, I finally found out why I never got invited to parties in college. My fellow students considered me too ambitious to want to do anything but study hard. The reason they thought that? I tended to be present and on time for classes. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2013 20:28 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I went to college, where I'm studying for my dream job. Despite getting up at 5am to catch the earliest bus into town, I arrived ten minutes late. My professor knows my circumstances, but is still threatening to kick me off the course if I don't "arrive on time like everyone else." FML

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Today, I realized that the only time I've ever been noticed by my classmates is when I brought cake for the potluck. FML

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Today, I was leaving work when I realized I had forgotten my bag on my desk. As I went back to get it, I overheard my co-workers talking about "last night's office party." I wasn't invited. FML

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By 4.0delinquent - 25/01/2022 19:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML

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Sunday 24 January 2021 14:59

Be successful at your career is the best payback. Those partying losers will envy you.

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Wednesday 12 January 2022 4:44

I hate to tell you this but I don't think that was the reason.

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Chazzster 29

Sunday 24 January 2021 14:59

Be successful at your career is the best payback. Those partying losers will envy you.

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 12 January 2022 4:44

I hate to tell you this but I don't think that was the reason.

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