By HOe HOe HOe - 02/11/2011 02:36 - United States

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Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML
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hahachun 4

Yes Santa?!! Hahahahaha

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hahachun 4

Yes Santa?!! Hahahahaha

370 21
Eskeddit 5

Role-playing as the Kringles is the best!

31 2
helloello 2

Seemed like a pretty bland joke to be goin this crazy over...

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ChaeRi 3

You know what you should do now. Wear your fake beard and colour his nose red and ride him. Rudolf the red nosed reindeer~

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superjewwwwww 0

Look at the persons name who wrote this fml, lmao

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EvilPotato 14

It would've been funny if you said in a Santa Claus accent "well then you need to be spanked, no presents for you."

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LoveLateNights 0

Something tells me he sat on Santas lap one to many times when he was younger!

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ducttapewallet 7

Missed opportunities. Tsk, tsk.

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hollisterfreak52 1

Someones getting coal!! :p

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The_Troller 14

Here's where you're supposed to sit on his lap and ask him what he wants you to give him.

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Blissfull_Sin 7

Lmao that's classic lol sorry but that was too funny

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TheClumsiest 0

LOL. your boyfriend is awesome.

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bhangu023 0

I think you supposed to say "I've been a bad girl"

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xlord 27

A grammar nazi who is correcting a grammar nazi who is correcting someone who made one mistake. Well... You guys also forgot too add full stops.

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Hockey_fan 0

That awkward moment when you try to correct someones grammar but you end up using wrong grammar as well

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xosportsgirl14x 8

Did any of you bother looking at the name? The person who said "your" was correcting themselves.

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Uraharas_Bankai 1

By messing up your grammar and failing to correct... This is a situation where two fails don't make a win.

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GrammarNazzzzzi 6

Stay in school kids!

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bhangu023 0

I tried to correct my original post after being auto corrected to "you", when I got auto corrected again to "your" instead of "you're" I just really didn't bother. I'm not a grammar nazi but I knw there are a lot on here.

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stacianichole 2

Proofread before you post. How does autocorrect get blamed? That doesn't actually make sense. Autocorrect doesn't correct your incorrect use of forms of words.

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randome101 12

36, he wasn't correcting a grammar nazi he was correcting the guy trying to correct himself.

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deathpotato 11

Thank you for telling us, 108. That is very useful information.

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evilteddybear 0

Wow didnt know tht..

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blink182AAR 6

This isn't really an FML... Atleast he has a sense of humor?

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MagicallyFat 12

He's makin a list, checkin it twice. Tryin to find out who's naughty or nice. Santa clause is coming to a bed near you.

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quitecontrary 0

Santa Claus is cumming....and going to town!!

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ricinator 11

why does Santa have a big sack?..... because he only comes once a year!

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emodude44 0

Santa Clause is cumming IN YOU

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rkmepm 16

62, what a horrifyingly bad joke. Sorry.

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rkmepm 16

Oh whatever :/ btw 62 it's too late 4 u go to bed

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Link5794 18

Shit! I accidentally thumbed up 67's comment!

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xShannonxSammyx 7

Maybe he's hot for Santa?

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shazza26 1

Who doesn't get turned on by a fat, old, seedy man?!

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brown4lifejot 1

33- theres a way of speaking in a jokingly manner called sarcasm

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randome101 12

I think 33 was joking... Wait that means... :-0

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RawrNom 0

lmfao! well, next time he wants you to do it, dress up as Santa with fat suit and all and shake your body! show him what It means to be bad ;) lmao.

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