FML : Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something...

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Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By HOe HOe HOe - / Wednesday 2 November 2011 02:36 / United States

Intimacy

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By hahachun | 4

#3529574 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 08:57

Yes Santa?!! Hahahahaha

By ollie179 | 19

#3529575 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 08:57

No presents for him.

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By hahachun | 4

#3529574 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 08:57

Yes Santa?!! Hahahahaha

raymondbischke | 2

#3529648 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 09:16

Role-playing as the Kringles is the best!

helloello | 2

#3529708 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 09:32

Seemed like a pretty bland joke to be goin this crazy over...

ChaeRi | 3

#3529748 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 09:50

You know what you should do now. Wear your fake beard and colour his nose red and ride him. Rudolf the red nosed reindeer~

sirbrainiac | 2

#3529886 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 11:22

love OP's username.

superjewwwwww | 0

#3529896 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 11:28

Look at the persons name who wrote this fml, lmao

EvilPotato | 14

#3530141 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 12:28

It would've been funny if you said in a Santa Claus accent "well then you need to be spanked, no presents for you."

gojira666 | 7

#3530758 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 03:15

No, that would not have been funny.

LoveLateNights | 0

#3531052 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 04:34

Something tells me he sat on Santas lap one to many times when he was younger!

ducttapewallet | 7

#3531516 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 06:57

Missed opportunities. Tsk, tsk.

hollisterfreak52 | 0

#3532573 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 10:26

Someones getting coal!! :p

The_Troller | 14

#3532615 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 10:29

Here's where you're supposed to sit on his lap and ask him what he wants you to give him.

fat1239 | 4

#3533564 - Thursday 3 November 2011 01:00

Read ur profile fucking hilarious

Blissfull_Sin | 7

#3533913 - Thursday 3 November 2011 02:37

Lmao that's classic lol sorry but that was too funny

caino | 3

#3534040 - Thursday 3 November 2011 03:13

Awesome!!!!

TheClumsiest | 0

#3534085 - Thursday 3 November 2011 03:19

LOL. your boyfriend is awesome.

ILUVMSC | 5

#3540114 - Friday 4 November 2011 05:35

Ha that's cute :)

By ollie179 | 19

#3529575 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 08:57

No presents for him.

bhangu023 | 0

#3529738 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 09:46

I think you supposed to say "I've been a bad girl"

bhangu023 | 0

#3529742 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 09:48

Your*

WillTay | 8

#3529805 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 10:25

*You're

xlord | 27

#3529828 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 10:36

A grammar nazi who is correcting a grammar nazi who is correcting someone who made one mistake. Well... You guys also forgot too add full stops.

Hockey_fan | 0

#3529830 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 10:37

That awkward moment when you try to correct someones grammar but you end up using wrong grammar as well

xosportsgirl14x | 8

#3529883 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 11:20

Did any of you bother looking at the name? The person who said "your" was correcting themselves.

Uraharas_Bankai | 1

#3530067 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 12:16

By messing up your grammar and failing to correct... This is a situation where two fails don't make a win.

GrammarNazzzzzi | 6

#3530626 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 02:38

Stay in school kids!

cinderella10383 | 6

#3531171 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 05:07

To!!!

bhangu023 | 0

#3531192 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 05:11

I tried to correct my original post after being auto corrected to "you", when I got auto corrected again to "your" instead of "you're" I just really didn't bother. I'm not a grammar nazi but I knw there are a lot on here.

funymoose | 0

#3531202 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 05:14

Cant tell if trolling...

stacianichole | 2

#3531352 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 05:58

Proofread before you post. How does autocorrect get blamed? That doesn't actually make sense. Autocorrect doesn't correct your incorrect use of forms of words.

randome101 | 12

#6180642 - Thursday 22 January 2015 07:56

36, he wasn't correcting a grammar nazi he was correcting the guy trying to correct himself.

By lauralavenderbab | 0

#3529581 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 09:01

No sex

memob123 | 0

#3529903 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 11:29

No crap.

jabfinch | 9

#3531884 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 08:12

Facepalm

hemz_fml | 13

#3532684 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 10:39

brown4lifejot | 1

#3535130 - Thursday 3 November 2011 08:08

No shit

By kaprookie | 3

#3529583 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 09:02

Awww come on OP it was pretty funny.

chuchurocket | 4

#3531929 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 08:25

OPs from Hawaii ;D

deathpotato | 11

#3533639 - Thursday 3 November 2011 01:25

Thank you for telling us, 108. That is very useful information.

evilteddybear | 0

#3539662 - Friday 4 November 2011 03:26

Wow didnt know tht..

karinagaviria | 0

#3822903 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 05:10

Haha love the pic xD

By blink182AAR | 6

#3529587 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 09:03

This isn't really an FML... Atleast he has a sense of humor?

By MagicallyFat | 12

#3529600 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 09:06

He's makin a list, checkin it twice. Tryin to find out who's naughty or nice. Santa clause is coming to a bed near you.

quitecontrary | 0

#3529775 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 10:06

Santa Claus is cumming....and going to town!!

ricinator | 11

#3530330 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 01:14

why does Santa have a big sack?..... because he only comes once a year!

emodude44 | 0

#3530364 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 01:23

Santa Clause is cumming IN YOU

rkmepm | 16

#3530421 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 01:37

62, what a horrifyingly bad joke. Sorry.

MagicallyFat | 12

#3531173 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 05:07

I found it quite assuming lol.

StopDropNRoll | 11

#3531358 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 05:58

Amusing?^

rkmepm | 16

#3535828 - Thursday 3 November 2011 01:03

Oh whatever :/ btw 62 it's too late 4 u go to bed

Link5794 | 16

#5082285 - Thursday 25 October 2012 11:11

Shit! I accidentally thumbed up 67's comment!

By skitzofreniks | 5

#3529602 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 09:06

Congrats! Your man has a sense of humor.

By EwanSmith | 2

#3529606 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 09:07

you can both unload your sack now

By xShannonxSammyx | 7

#3529618 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 09:10

Maybe he's hot for Santa?

shazza26 | 1

#3529637 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 09:14

Who doesn't get turned on by a fat, old, seedy man?!

lmfao_shame | 9

#3529786 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 10:15

brown4lifejot | 1

#3535126 - Thursday 3 November 2011 08:06

33- theres a way of speaking in a jokingly manner called sarcasm

randome101 | 12

#6180648 - Thursday 22 January 2015 08:00

I think 33 was joking... Wait that means... :-0

By RawrNom | 0

#3529623 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 09:10

lmfao! well, next time he wants you to do it, dress up as Santa with fat suit and all and shake your body! show him what It means to be bad ;) lmao.

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