Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML
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hahachun
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Yes Santa?!! Hahahahaha
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ollie179
| 21
No presents for him.
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hahachun
| 4
Yes Santa?!! Hahahahaha
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Eskeddit
| 5
Role-playing as the Kringles is the best!
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helloello
| 2
Seemed like a pretty bland joke to be goin this crazy over...
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ChaeRi
| 3
You know what you should do now.
Wear your fake beard and colour his nose red and ride him.
Rudolf the red nosed reindeer~
Wear your fake beard and colour his nose red and ride him.
Rudolf the red nosed reindeer~
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sirbrainiac
| 2
love OP's username.
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superjewwwwww
| 0
Look at the persons name who wrote this fml, lmao
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EvilPotato
| 14
It would've been funny if you said in a Santa Claus accent "well then you need to be spanked, no presents for you."
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gojira666
| 7
No, that would not have been funny.
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LoveLateNights
| 0
Something tells me he sat on Santas lap one to many times when he was younger!
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ducttapewallet
| 7
Missed opportunities. Tsk, tsk.
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hollisterfreak52
| 1
Someones getting coal!! :p
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The_Troller
| 14
Here's where you're supposed to sit on his lap and ask him what he wants you to give him.
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fat1239
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Read ur profile fucking hilarious
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Blissfull_Sin
| 7
Lmao that's classic lol sorry but that was too funny
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caino
| 3
Awesome!!!!
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TheClumsiest
| 0
LOL. your boyfriend is awesome.
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ILUVMSC
| 5
Ha that's cute :)
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ollie179
| 21
No presents for him.
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bhangu023
| 0
I think you supposed to say "I've been a bad girl"
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bhangu023
| 0
Your*
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WillTay
| 8
*You're
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xlord
| 27
A grammar nazi who is correcting a grammar nazi who is correcting someone who made one mistake. Well... You guys also forgot too add full stops.
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Hockey_fan
| 0
That awkward moment when you try to correct someones grammar but you end up using wrong grammar as well
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xosportsgirl14x
| 8
Did any of you bother looking at the name? The person who said "your" was correcting themselves.
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Uraharas_Bankai
| 1
By messing up your grammar and failing to correct... This is a situation where two fails don't make a win.
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GrammarNazzzzzi
| 6
Stay in school kids!
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cinderella10383
| 6
To!!!
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bhangu023
| 0
I tried to correct my original post after being auto corrected to "you", when I got auto corrected again to "your" instead of "you're" I just really didn't bother. I'm not a grammar nazi but I knw there are a lot on here.
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funymoose
| 0
Cant tell if trolling...
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stacianichole
| 2
Proofread before you post. How does autocorrect get blamed? That doesn't actually make sense. Autocorrect doesn't correct your incorrect use of forms of words.
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randome101
| 12
36, he wasn't correcting a grammar nazi he was correcting the guy trying to correct himself.
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lauralavenderbab
| 0
No sex
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memob123
| 0
No crap.
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jabfinch
| 9
Facepalm
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hemz_fml
| 13
:D
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brown4lifejot
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No shit
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kaprookie
| 3
Awww come on OP it was pretty funny.
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chuchurocket
| 4
OPs from Hawaii ;D
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deathpotato
| 11
Thank you for telling us, 108. That is very useful information.
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evilteddybear
| 0
Wow didnt know tht..
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karinagaviria
| 0
Haha love the pic xD
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blink182AAR
| 6
This isn't really an FML... Atleast he has a sense of humor?
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MagicallyFat
| 12
He's makin a list, checkin it twice. Tryin to find out who's naughty or nice. Santa clause is coming to a bed near you.
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quitecontrary
| 0
Santa Claus is cumming....and going to town!!
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ricinator
| 11
why does Santa have a big sack?.....
because he only comes once a year!
because he only comes once a year!
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emodude44
| 0
Santa Clause is cumming
IN YOU
IN YOU
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rkmepm
| 16
62, what a horrifyingly bad joke. Sorry.
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MagicallyFat
| 12
I found it quite assuming lol.
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StopDropNRoll
| 11
Amusing?^
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rkmepm
| 16
Oh whatever :/ btw 62 it's too late 4 u go to bed
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Link5794
| 16
Shit! I accidentally thumbed up 67's comment!
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skitzofreniks
| 5
Congrats! Your man has a sense of humor.
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EwanSmith
| 2
you can both unload your sack now
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xShannonxSammyx
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Maybe he's hot for Santa?
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shazza26
| 1
Who doesn't get turned on by a fat, old, seedy man?!
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lmfao_shame
| 9
me
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brown4lifejot
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33- theres a way of speaking in a jokingly manner called sarcasm
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randome101
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I think 33 was joking... Wait that means... :-0
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RawrNom
| 0
lmfao! well, next time he wants you to do it, dress up as Santa with fat suit and all and shake your body! show him what It means to be bad ;) lmao.