Sugarcannon

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

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Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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One more and it's business time
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Sugarcannon's favorite FMLs

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Gwayhir / Wednesday 19 November 2008 04:58 / France

Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By lizownsvirgy / Thursday 7 July 2011 19:49 / United States

Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it