Today, a man at the comic book store I work at asked me if Spider-Man is based on a real story, and verbally abused me when, thinking he was joking, I laughed. He wasn't. FML
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Today, I went to a comic shop to celebrate Free Comic Book Day. A guy in a really nice Spider-Man costume showed up, so I asked and got a selfie with him on my way out. When I got home, I realized my wallet was missing from my back pocket. I was robbed by Spider-Man. FML
Today, I got written up at work for making a customer feel bad. I made him feel bad by laughing uncontrollably at him when he asked if we sold real light sabers. FML
Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML
Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML
Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for a customer complaint. The complaint was me not laughing at the customer's joke of me asking for his ID and him saying no. I'm sorry, I've been getting this "joke" a least twice a day since I started working here two years ago. FML
Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML
Today, my boss told me he is a superhero. He has written countless comics about his crusades and adventures. I make fifty dollars an hour less than him. FML
Today, at work, a man punched me in the face because he said I took his son's job. He meant both me and his son applied for the same job. He also asked to speak to my boss, because he thinks I "cheated." FML
Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML
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xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
I always wanted to be Spider-Man, I thought I was so cool as a kid when I had those "web" shooting toy things that you strapped to your wrist.
ColdplaySucks 18
I'd of? I would have* You might want to rethink your comment for a bit.
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Comments (54)
Enslaved 38
He was just trolling. Hook, line and sinker!
rt156 16
I wonder what he thinks about Santa
pinkshirtbadman 15
Only parts of it are. in the real story it was a radioactive centipede, but that didn't do well with test audiences.
SamCat 21
This is where the kid who put a spider in the microwave got it from. They must be related.
TogeBara 12
with my luck the spider would instantaneously grow so big it broke the microwave and then try to attack me. Would no try this lol
Neesalun 20
Lol! I laughed too! What a dope!
PaulieXP 16
If Spidey were real I wonder if he would be as stupid as he is in the comics to make a deal with the devil... God I hate One more day!!!!
rememberkids 14
Suggest he gets bitten by a radioactive animal and report back the results to you.
CreedsAngel 2
People need a magical thing called common sence which in this case wasn't used.
mybubbles2000 13
This guy is definitely a moron.
jw90 18
It is. Cuz I'm Spider-Man.