By iloveZELOS - 05/07/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, my boss told me he is a superhero. He has written countless comics about his crusades and adventures. I make fifty dollars an hour less than him. FML
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IN5AN3 0

Do u honestly think u deserve to be on the same money as a superhero...?

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nuclear 0

Well, maybe one day you will be that high up that you can do something like that and still earn a good amount of money. I'd ask him if he can make me a villain in one of his comic books. But that's just me... :)

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nuclear 0

Well, maybe one day you will be that high up that you can do something like that and still earn a good amount of money. I'd ask him if he can make me a villain in one of his comic books. But that's just me... :)

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underaegis 0

yea what she said... but ur boss is probably rich $_$ fifty less hmmm that's a good thing...Right

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pcakewafflebacon 0

that is exactly why you make $50/hr less than him

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Do_The_DANCE 4

Or he could make a comic book himself where he crushes his boss. that would bring some satisfaction. Also, he should send the comic to his boss.

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fallenarchangel 0

Hey don't hate cause he makes more money than you. He has a mind like none other. And agreed #1.

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MrGlad 0

Hey, just because he's creative and has a mind for adventure, dosn't mean you deserve more money than you. Because of this, I'm not choicing "FML" or "YDI"

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itsnotfair 0

he has creativity and ambition =] perfect leadership material

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testing_fml 0

What is wrong with that? Just because he has an imagination he shouldn't make as much money as you?

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shiie 0

He said that he IS a superhero. Not that he sometimes pretends to be a superhero. There is a fine line between imagination and schizophrenia.

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crazy_cat_lady24 0

Even if that were true, why shouldn't people with schizophrenia have jobs? Then what should they do, sit at home all day? This guy sounds like he functions well.

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qwerty475 0

Your boss isn't as freaky as mine, he told me Chuck Norris was his mother and George Lopez was his father.

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rick_james_b17ch 0

Why wouldn't you hire a schizophrenic? It would be like hiring multiple people at once, just send them on their lunch break when the personality that likes to stab or throw poo pops up. I mean you have to protect the other employees.

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danielleFML 0

schizophrenia is NOT multiple personality disorder

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sparxva 12

Wow! You're paid almost as much as your boss, who's a superhero? You are so blessed... (JK) Quit whining and be glad he shared his secret identity with you.

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overkill_78 4

Maybe if you were a superhero you'd be promoted above him. Eh? Eh?

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plethora 3

Exactly! OP, stop complaining, get out there and find some radioactive insects to bite you.

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IN5AN3 0

Do u honestly think u deserve to be on the same money as a superhero...?

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mobius8 0

My thoughts exactly. I think getting paid ONLY 50 dollars less than a super hero is pretty decent really.

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moriah 0

Yea..it's pretty obvious that a superhero is going to make bank..

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UnlovebleSadface 0

that would be my dream boss. ask him if he wants a sidekick.

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