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Well that is disgusting whether you hate feet or not.
defeeted the whole purpose.
Feetality
He should've slept in the feetal position
#80, that wouldn't necessarily have kept her feet out of his mouth.
Maybe she was just trying to put her best foot forward.
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Show it anywaySeems like you really put her foot in your mouth by telling her.
Open mouth, insert foot?
why would she expect you to tie her shoe lace anyway? I dont get it. I mean my 3 yr old nephew expects that.
Maybe OP's girlfriend is very fat and can't reach her feet.
My husbands highschool girlfriend used to whine at him to tie her shoes for her. Like stop our entire group in the middle of the mall to whine at him until he'd do it. She'd do it to me too when he wasn't around to badger. Some girls really hate tying their shoes apparently.
Your husband's ex-girlfriend asks you to tie her shoes? Interesting relationship...
#72 - He's just being lazy at that point, unless he has some type of learning disability.. Having your shoe laces tied can be a twisted show of dominance, which it sounds like that's what the OP's girlfriend is doing. Unless she's pregnant or otherwise incapacitated, lol.
#72 - incapable of learning at 18? Guess he's not considering college then...
#41 I met him through her. She and I were friends in high school. So, we knew each other through their prior relationship and reconnected a few years after high school.
72, christmas gift idea, get him velcro shoes!
I bet it tasted wonderful!
How do you tie your own shoes and put socks on if you hate feet so much?
Personally I can't stand other people's feet but I don't mind mine.
How about we all get together and buy OP an axe for Christmas so he can chop his feet off if he hates them so much.
I asked a friend of mine the same thing once. He said he can manage to put socks on without touching his actual foot. Oh, and he wraps a washcloth completely around his hand when he washes his feet, so that he doesn't actually touch them.
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Well that is disgusting whether you hate feet or not.
defeeted the whole purpose.