Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML
Today, I was at my senior dance dancing with this guy I really like. He was telling me how he likes a strong woman who's not afraid to make the first move. Empowered by what he said, I asked him out. He said no because he thinks girls shouldn't ask guys out. FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
Today, my guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML
Today, it was Homecoming. During the dance, I saw this mentally handicapped guy ask this pretty girl to dance. She said no. So I went over to him and asked him to dance. He replied that he only wanted to dance with "pretty girls" and I was not one. FML
Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML
Today, a cute guy ditched his date and walked up to me, calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply, I just blushed. His date got angry and left. "Sorry. I take that back," he then said. "I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway." FML
Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
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Top comments
sdroze1389 31
I think he just mis interpreted your response for a subtle rejection. bummer though.
Cheeley 17
A simple yes would have sufficed.
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Comments (106)
shanannygians07 28
He probably would have stepped on your toes anyway..
tinycroc 10
Trying to act modest? More like fishing for a compliment, which by the way, all the guys I know really can't stand it when girls do that. YDI but it does suck that it was a crush that it happened with.
WhiteCrimson 23
You were fishing hun. Next time an simple YES would be more than enough. Better luck next time.
JMichael 26
I think you should've of just said yes. Saying things like that result in what just happened to you.
synsam 4
and this is the thought process that makes guys so confused. how is this being modest and complimentary? if the roles were reversed would you feel flattered or pitied?
paigexox0 37
You should've taken that opportunity and ran with it..whether you think he could've done better or not
Curlytwirly22 17
Why would you tell him that ?
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
OP, guys find unattractive girls who are putting themselves down. And I agree that he might have thought you were being sarcastic and were telling him to get lost.
steffidallasbfl 16
Just say yes.!! Damn
xxDemonAngelxx 14
you should have taken what you got and went with it