Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML
Today, I was at my senior dance dancing with this guy I really like. He was telling me how he likes a strong woman who's not afraid to make the first move. Empowered by what he said, I asked him out. He said no because he thinks girls shouldn't ask guys out. FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
Today, my guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML
Today, it was Homecoming. During the dance, I saw this mentally handicapped guy ask this pretty girl to dance. She said no. So I went over to him and asked him to dance. He replied that he only wanted to dance with "pretty girls" and I was not one. FML
Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML
Today, a cute guy ditched his date and walked up to me, calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply, I just blushed. His date got angry and left. "Sorry. I take that back," he then said. "I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway." FML
Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
sdroze1389 31
I think he just mis interpreted your response for a subtle rejection. bummer though.
Cheeley 17
A simple yes would have sufficed.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (106)
Lilo4life 26
When you go fishing for compliments, you can't always expect to get one.
warriorkitty_ 10
Confidence attracts. So putting yourself down like that ain't gonna make him be like "oh no,you are the best!"
_streets_ 19
Next time maybe you should just respond with a simple yes.
metalhead4740 14
He probably took that as a no. You should go for him
darcislove 18
you couldve jumped for joy, but instead you made him run for the door.
ImaginaryPerson 21
YDI for acting like that. that goes ur chance with him.
Dinoporeon 9
You dug your own hole with that comment. Next time, the answer you're looking for is, "Yes".
jweb1434 6
You're so smart! Way to go
SweetasCandy0609 28
Just think if you had just been simple and said yes he might of asked you on a date while you guys were dancing, next time someone you like asks you to dance just say yes because you don't know how to play hard to get.
HelloooooNurse 20
There is an old saying for this "never look a gift horse in the mouth".