Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
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Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, while walking around my college campus, I passed by a dorm where a drunk guy was peeing out one of the top floor windows while his drunk friends cheered him on. That guy is my boyfriend. Lucky me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
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Pleonasm 35
Which one of you was more pissed?
Indianboy9321 25
She?
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Comments (64)
garebear61 14
I am assuming since this is on Fml it wasn't a good time for you?
STEALTHHUNTER88 13
Drunken words are sober thoughts!
Pleonasm 35
Yea, one time I said "Frozen cannelloni samba party!" when drunk. And goodness knows truer words had never been spoken.
jsp16 24
Please don't tell me you accepted his love after that.
Enslaved 36
"You're peeing and I need to pee? We have so much in common. This must be true love."
rieebee 23
doesn't anyone remember what locks are for anymore?
BAD2891 4
We need more details! Did this happen in a public restroom, your home? Was this "guy" someone you knew or a stranger? This qualifies as an FML the answers to these questions however determine just how much of an FML it actually is.
sugarysofalof 22
Interesting how this sounds a lot like an FML I submitted a few days ago. Have you been moderating lately?
Pleonasm 35
It's definitely a conspiracy to get to your legacy of amazing FML stories.
Soundslikeothers 15
Hey baby now that I have you sitting down, I have something to tell you, I.... I love you!
vlalam 24
May be he thought it could lead to something as the pants were already down... I think he got his priorities straight... Lol
joshi42 16
maybe he was taking a piss out of you?