By chap - 11/7/2020 02:01

Monetize your shit life

Today, I was in an Uber with a friend I hadn't seen in 7 years. I was just catching her up on my daily life when my Uber driver decided to chime into our conversation and kindly inform me that: "[I] should be a stand-up comedian." He literally thought my life was a joke. FML
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  RichardPencil  |  30

Kids, do NOT, I repeat, do NOT look this up on Urban Dictionary.

I feel like a lesser person for having this knowledge and your ongoing ignorance of this concept will only be a good thing.

By  Jillian Cosby-Kelly  |  15

your life sucks, but you also deserved it. you were literally in someone elses car, they can hear you. uber or not, you can't be surprised when this happens.

By  meisiemeisie  |  8

This is a compliment though?? It's great to be a funny woman, not an insult at all - maybe you should give an open mic night a try, you never know, you may just find a new career.