Dating is hell

By CEO - 10/05/2014 02:37 - United States - Bristow

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Today, I went on a date for the first time since my divorce was finalized a year ago. The first question the guy asked me was what my favorite sex position is. FML
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91hayek 31

I think you've been out of the game long enough that your douche radar is a bit off. Just re-calibrate and pick better guys, not that bottom of the barrel ass clown.

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Wakachulak 22
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Get used to it OP, that's what online dating looks like.

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davidisbeast 12

#49 when did OP state she was online dating?

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brandoneyez1 25
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Guess all he cared about was sex. Immaturity. Next.

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zandalee 19
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Not necessarily. You can learn a lot from a person by asking this question.

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brandoneyez1 25
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Please elaborate? What on earth could I learn about someone by asking this question as my opening question on a first date?

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Pauline96_fml 20
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Maybe the position in the relationship that they prefer to take. For instance do that prefer to be in control or be controlled. Also does that preference apply only to sex or also outside of the bedroom. Some people are different during sex compared to everyday life

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DaLiquer 20

No sense beating around the bush!

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Pleonasm 35
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But beating around the bush is my favourite position!

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\ 28

It's amazing how many slang terms are used that sound like they have sexual meanings. "Nutcase," "cold-cock," "beating around the bush," etc.

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DEATHSNIGHTMARE 16
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Point Him Towards the Exit.

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ballerboy20 8
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did you analyze this sentence before you wrote it?

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Crazynocatlady 22
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But definitely not through the back door.

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HULK_SMASH_ 7

Man I'm sorry OP, you'd think he'd have a little more respect for you seeing that you are recently divorced. Drop him like it's hot, there are plenty of respectful and classy guys out there! Hope you find Mr. Right!

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ksuth 25
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It's disrespectful in any situation for that to be the first question the guy asks OP in my opinion, divorce or not.

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HULK_SMASH_ 7

Actually what I was implying was that the guy would be over the top respectful because she's recently divorced, not that it was in anyways ok for him I even remotely ask that, cuz it def wasn't.

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sjbartholome 14
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Whos to say the guy knew about the divorce? It could have been a blind date? Did he randomly ask "Hey, have you ever been married before?" No he asked about the sex position. Disrespectful in any situation not just recently divorced

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91hayek 31

I think you've been out of the game long enough that your douche radar is a bit off. Just re-calibrate and pick better guys, not that bottom of the barrel ass clown.

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popprock 13

Your response was perfect xD

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Vlortch_fml 6
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Huhu, I just imagined a woman saying that to a man instead, how different it would be xD

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barleyguy 17
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Yup double standards and whatnot

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foo_foo_the_snoo 14
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Dating has probably changed since the last time you were single. Lots of douchebags out there. Pick wisely

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XxXBadAshXxX 27

Welcome to the dating pool! That happens every now and then.

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buttcramp 21

it happens, but don't get discouraged. there are really nice guys out there!

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thestrangedude 10
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I swear some guys think they are the star of a cheap 80's porno I mean come on show a little dating etiquette ask how their day was then move onto the nasty! ( sarcasm before you all get upset! )

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