By luckygirl - 14/12/2009 09:05 - United States

Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML
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Indiana_fml 4

At least that's a line which will never be overused.

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SSC_fml 0

Hey, it's original, props to the person who said it :)

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rhodium 0

I lol'd cause I know you're a troll. @OP, FYL, but that is pretty funny.

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just_me_tmp 0

That doesn't make sense. I'm clearly not a troll- or else I'd be saying stupid stuff like "YDI for being a female, etc..."

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dun_dun_dun 0

wtf? #1 a little while ago was just_me_tmp, but now it's YDI_King.

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mzmartinez92 0

omg thats a good 1, i bet this was my friend kuz he always says this line to me kuz hes random, hes not gay he just tries to be funny and succeds lol

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Spoodler 6

I agree with number 31. Just tell him "it aint gonna happen" in his terms. That either leaves us guys confused or in awe.

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_DeadPixels_ 0

So if she wanted to reject him... "My love for you is like constipation, it ain't going to happen"? (I didn't read all the comments... probably already been said =] )

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terranada 3

lol best pick up line ever!!! xD

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Indiana_fml 4

At least that's a line which will never be overused.

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drewbaca 0

whatever i am using it on every woman and patient i have!!! bwah hah ha

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paid2think 0

Did u just fart cuz u blew me away!

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SSC_fml 0

Hey, it's original, props to the person who said it :)

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InsanePPG 25

I love that song so much! Because of this FML, it's stuck in my head. Thank you, OP.

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crazytoaster 2

Yep, I've heard, thought of and tried more original and funny pickup lines. @ OP That is pretty funny.

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judoman_fml 0

You must have fallen from heaven that would explain how you messed up your face

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NurseAbi 10

smooooooth. I hope you turned him down.

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greenltrn2003 0

is that it? no "its the only time a guy has approached me" or anything like that? WHO THE HELL IS APPROVING THESE FMLs?

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xxdakotaxx 0

You should have said this to him after he said that. "Your love for me is like AIDS, I dont want it."

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BB7 0

don't judge people so fast... maybe she wants AIDS!

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mawoo_fml 0

your appearance must inspire the thought of ******** violently and without control :)

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