FML : Today, like every other day my boyfriend and I try and have sex, his dog cried and whined outside of his room until we stopped. She does this all the time...

Today, like every other day my boyfriend and I try and have sex, his dog cried and whined outside of his room until we stopped. She does this all the time and it kills the mood instantly. I can't have sex because of a toy poodle. FML

I agree, your life sucks

Phew, glad it wasn't me

By Anon. - / Thursday 5 May 2016 21:00 / United States - Allentown

Intimacy

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By 19jburner | 15

#6598395 - Friday 6 May 2016 14:43

Boop the snoot.

By BloodyBrilliant | 15

#6598458 - Friday 6 May 2016 15:52

Buy a male dog. She needs her dude too.

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By 19jburner | 15

#6598395 - Friday 6 May 2016 14:43

Boop the snoot.

Wizardo | 33

#6598492 - Friday 6 May 2016 16:46

Solid 5/7 comment.

ParadoxOfNames | 15

#6599813 - Sunday 8 May 2016 2:14

9gag

By AShrikeStrikes | 9

#6598400 - Friday 6 May 2016 14:46

Try going elsewhere, if you know it's going to happen find somewhere with no interruptions.

By Shalnar | 6

#6598409 - Friday 6 May 2016 14:55

earplugs

misspanda_fml | 7

#6600100 - Sunday 8 May 2016 11:42

How romantic.

GAJones4221 | 10

#6600167 - Sunday 8 May 2016 14:07

lol

By saifnaqvi11 | 21

#6598411 - Friday 6 May 2016 14:56

Maybe that poodle just wants to get in on the action.

pantsmaster | 6

#6598440 - Friday 6 May 2016 15:30

That will be quite the threesome. Trisexual?

emogirlzrcool | 10

#6598854 - Friday 6 May 2016 23:47

This whole thread is a mess.

By arisanator9900 | 20

#6598418 - Friday 6 May 2016 15:02

Put the dog in another room. Not the first time someone on fml has been cockblocked by an animal

Mortoli | 30

#6600782 - Monday 9 May 2016 5:02

lol true she would be outside though.

By Wheelman2178 | 18

#6598423 - Friday 6 May 2016 15:12

You don't have a boyfriend, you have a girlfriend.

XPhoenixFire | 17

#6598765 - Friday 6 May 2016 21:23

Do people just post this on fmls where a girlfriend has boyfriend troubles thinking it makes them manly or something? Because there was nothing in this fml that made the boyfriend feminine

Wheelman2178 | 18

#6598928 - Saturday 7 May 2016 2:05

"Toy poodle". What kind of man has dog that is toy poodle?

DoomedGemini | 37

#6599055 - Saturday 7 May 2016 4:30

A man who is comfortable enough to not care about assholes like you. Seems more masculine than trying to insult someone over their companion choose to me.

By Stuffaluffagus | 25

#6598426 - Friday 6 May 2016 15:14

Your boyfriend has a toy poodle? And it keeps him from having sex? You sure he isn't secretly gay?

By zebra3_fml | 7

#6598431 - Friday 6 May 2016 15:18

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Sanguinairius | 31

#6598785 - Friday 6 May 2016 22:07

No actually it doesn't. We live in a society where people are free to own whatever pet they like regardless of society's perception of masculinity or femininity.