Today, like every other day my boyfriend and I try and have sex, his dog cried and whined outside of his room until we stopped. She does this all the time and it kills the mood instantly. I can't have sex because of a toy poodle. FML
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19jburner
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Boop the snoot.
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BloodyBrilliant
| 15
Buy a male dog. She needs her dude too.
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19jburner
| 15
Boop the snoot.
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Wizardo
| 33
Solid 5/7 comment.
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ParadoxOfNames
| 15
9gag
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AShrikeStrikes
| 11
Try going elsewhere, if you know it's going to happen find somewhere with no interruptions.
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Shalnar
| 6
earplugs
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misspanda_fml
| 7
How romantic.
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GAJones4221
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lol
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saifnaqvi11
| 21
Maybe that poodle just wants to get in on the action.
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pantsmaster
| 6
That will be quite the threesome. Trisexual?
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emogirlzrcool
| 10
This whole thread is a mess.
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arisanator9900
| 20
Put the dog in another room. Not the first time someone on fml has been cockblocked by an animal
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Mortoli
| 30
lol true she would be outside though.
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Wheelman2178
| 18
You don't have a boyfriend, you have a girlfriend.
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XPhoenixFire
| 17
Do people just post this on fmls where a girlfriend has boyfriend troubles thinking it makes them manly or something? Because there was nothing in this fml that made the boyfriend feminine
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Wheelman2178
| 18
"Toy poodle". What kind of man has dog that is toy poodle?
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DoomedGemini
| 37
A man who is comfortable enough to not care about assholes like you. Seems more masculine than trying to insult someone over their companion choose to me.
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Stuffaluffagus
| 25
Your boyfriend has a toy poodle? And it keeps him from having sex? You sure he isn't secretly gay?
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zebra3_fml
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Sanguinairius
| 33
No actually it doesn't. We live in a society where people are free to own whatever pet they like regardless of society's perception of masculinity or femininity.
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daycrae
| 8
^ I think it was a joke...
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greeniegenius
| 14
Make friends with the girl dog! Then she will be ok
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BloodyBrilliant
| 15
Buy a male dog. She needs her dude too.
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vikky538
| 28
Best solution ever.
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Rababco
| 29
She's probably fixed but another dog to socialize with would be a good idea. She's probably just lonely and wants attention.