Transportation: Today, a black cat crossed in front of my truck and I thought...

By matiasbarbero - 16/02/2010 17:56 - United States

Today, a black cat crossed in front of my truck and I thought to myself that it was funny people believe black cats bring bad luck. Not even two minutes later, I drove my truck into a ditch. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML

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By polish_chik - 01/09/2009 04:00 - Canada

Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML

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By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2019 20:48

Today, I'd finished cleaning the interior of my vehicle, but seconds later, a stray cat jumped in through the other opened door, and took a dump right in the center of the mat inside. FML

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By anonymous - 21/05/2010 17:26 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML

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Dead man walking

By what did i do to deserve this - 03/03/2024 07:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I crossed the street at a crosswalk and someone in a big pickup truck swerved to try to hit me. This has happened to me multiple times. FML

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By tristaph - 01/08/2018 00:00

Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML

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Bye bye Bambi

By Anonymous - 24/05/2021 19:59

Today, I hit two deer at the same time on my way to work around 50 mph. They jumped out of the bushes last minute, leaving me zero time to react. I waited a full year to get this truck, shopped around to get what I wanted, and it's my "dream truck". I've only had it for two weeks. FML

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By RestlessDiesel - 18/04/2016 14:40 - United States - Hudson

Today, I pulled off the road to help a turtle cross it. Before I could get out of my car a dump truck ran over the turtle, splattering my car with turtle guts and bits of shell. FML

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roaminginsomniac 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:12

It's not the cat's fault you can't drive.

xrod_fml 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:11

dude black cats ftw :p I see why ppl always go first!!! lol it's a big acomplishment ;p

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taussie 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 8:36

always blame the black things in life lol

Crucifictorious 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 8:52

hey now, don't blame the cat for your incompetence.

dragonmystik3030 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 9:09

funny how pussy can get you into trouble. hey. someone HAD to say it.

DakodaC 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 9:50

I have three black cats I try bottom go by that superstition

youthink_fml 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 13:32

Nothing to do with the cat. You just suck at driving.

Ventingisgood 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 14:01

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. -Groucho Marx

Sionnach 10

Wednesday 17 February 2010 14:24

Mirrors, ladders, umbrellas, all bullshit. But don't **** with the cats. They always get their mark.

Gobsnoglin 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 15:50

YDI for daydreaming about cats. Please stop driving.

Blatstuff 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:11

Hahaha rbkhockey33, at least now I dont have to say it! ;)

Cupcaken 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 21:04

You make it sound as if you were stupid for underestimating the power of supersticion. as if your life is ****** cause you thought it and it then happened. realy this story is more of a MLIA...