Transportation: Today, a black cat crossed in front of my truck and I thought...

By matiasbarbero - 16/02/2010 17:56 - United States

Today, a black cat crossed in front of my truck and I thought to myself that it was funny people believe black cats bring bad luck. Not even two minutes later, I drove my truck into a ditch. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML

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By polish_chik - 01/09/2009 04:00 - Canada

Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML

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By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2019 20:48

Today, I'd finished cleaning the interior of my vehicle, but seconds later, a stray cat jumped in through the other opened door, and took a dump right in the center of the mat inside. FML

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By anonymous - 21/05/2010 17:26 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML

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By what did i do to deserve this - 03/03/2024 07:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I crossed the street at a crosswalk and someone in a big pickup truck swerved to try to hit me. This has happened to me multiple times. FML

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By tristaph - 01/08/2018 00:00

Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2021 19:59

Today, I hit two deer at the same time on my way to work around 50 mph. They jumped out of the bushes last minute, leaving me zero time to react. I waited a full year to get this truck, shopped around to get what I wanted, and it's my "dream truck". I've only had it for two weeks. FML

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By RestlessDiesel - 18/04/2016 14:40 - United States - Hudson

Today, I pulled off the road to help a turtle cross it. Before I could get out of my car a dump truck ran over the turtle, splattering my car with turtle guts and bits of shell. FML

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roaminginsomniac 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:12

It's not the cat's fault you can't drive.

xrod_fml 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:11

dude black cats ftw :p I see why ppl always go first!!! lol it's a big acomplishment ;p

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nightELFassasin6 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 2:53

snarf snarf

xDyZFuNkTiOnULx 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:31

your problem isn't black cats. The problems you think to much haha. andddd then ur ass ends up in ditches.

RuralNinja 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:49

YOU drove your truck into a ditch, not the cat. Thats not bad luck, thats poor driving. YDI

SugarRushxx 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:50

cat had mind control

realggirl 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:59

Bad driving is not bad luck. YDI

arman1717 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:07

ya blame the cat

chynab 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:09

damn tht sucks

astro2 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:35

luck is neutral at most times, it being good or bad is up to you. why did you blame the F-ing cat??? if you had simply treated it as nothing or like a speed bump and just continued driving over it, you'd be fine. You were too busy thinking about cats and bad luck you created your own As stated by others, bad driving is not bad luck, it means keep your eyes and concentration on the F-ing road.