Transportation: Today, a black cat crossed in front of my truck and I thought...

By matiasbarbero - 16/02/2010 17:56 - United States

Today, a black cat crossed in front of my truck and I thought to myself that it was funny people believe black cats bring bad luck. Not even two minutes later, I drove my truck into a ditch. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML

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By polish_chik - 01/09/2009 04:00 - Canada

Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML

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By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2019 20:48

Today, I'd finished cleaning the interior of my vehicle, but seconds later, a stray cat jumped in through the other opened door, and took a dump right in the center of the mat inside. FML

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By anonymous - 21/05/2010 17:26 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML

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Dead man walking

By what did i do to deserve this - 03/03/2024 07:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I crossed the street at a crosswalk and someone in a big pickup truck swerved to try to hit me. This has happened to me multiple times. FML

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By tristaph - 01/08/2018 00:00

Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML

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Bye bye Bambi

By Anonymous - 24/05/2021 19:59

Today, I hit two deer at the same time on my way to work around 50 mph. They jumped out of the bushes last minute, leaving me zero time to react. I waited a full year to get this truck, shopped around to get what I wanted, and it's my "dream truck". I've only had it for two weeks. FML

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By RestlessDiesel - 18/04/2016 14:40 - United States - Hudson

Today, I pulled off the road to help a turtle cross it. Before I could get out of my car a dump truck ran over the turtle, splattering my car with turtle guts and bits of shell. FML

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roaminginsomniac 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:12

It's not the cat's fault you can't drive.

xrod_fml 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:11

dude black cats ftw :p I see why ppl always go first!!! lol it's a big acomplishment ;p

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stitesy29 18

Sunday 19 August 2012 6:01

Thats not bad luck. You're probably just a bad driver

RainbowAngel666 6

Tuesday 11 December 2012 3:35

Well SOMEONE wasn't paying attention to their driving... o.o

HatemyLife32 15

Saturday 28 September 2013 12:03

You should have been paying attention to driving, dumbass

ImJKingYou 8

Friday 15 November 2013 17:13

Ditches love trucks

bigbearrr 5

Wednesday 18 December 2013 14:56

I have 3 black cats!!

charcharthunder 18

Monday 22 December 2014 11:44

your fault, not the cat's.

SinisterSnake 7

Wednesday 28 September 2016 19:59

well stop focusing on the cat then. learn to drive

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 14 October 2017 20:21

Not bad luck, just bad driving.

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