By tacolove69 - 16/02/2010 19:20 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was late to dinner with my anal-retentive parents because my boyfriend was too busy making cock puppets in the shower to get ready to go. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 791
You deserved it 3 366

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ummmm what the **** are coxj puppets? and in the shower? I'm lost.

PsychoMerk 0

haha, anal and **** in the same sentence... might as well write a steamy story ;)

Comments

Apparently, you do. Anyways, what does anal retentive mean?

Jrook 0

I have a feeling that they mean sock puppets and thought this was mlia

Gumblebum100 0

ya know (I'm guessing) pretending your **** is a puppet and stuff...

I was guessing that the OP meant shadow puppets using his ****, but everyone else is saying otherwise.

yes, exactly, this is as bad of an FML as it could possibly get, I mean how could you rate it that she deserves it, but then again how could you say her life is ******

ninja_ness 3

mmmm sounds to me that she's just mad because she doesn't have a dick to make **** puppets with. Jealous much

A **** puppet is when you use your **** to mold/twist it into different shapes (balls are usually involved as well) to make shapes such as the hamburger, the snail, the wristwatch, and the chicken! it takes practice and a lot of stretching of the penis! I saw it on an hbo special! lol!!

I only came to this one because it said anal

Gepetto is the **** puppeteer and Pinocchio and his "growing nose" is the **** being used as a puppet. hope that helps. :0)

tweetbaby14 18

lol **** puppets how do you make those?

You just had to use anal and ****-puppets in the same sentence didn't you.

ummmm what the **** are coxj puppets? and in the shower? I'm lost.

ImRawrtastic 0

I wanna play wit one of thoose...

jamieeeee 0
mmastermetallica 0

rawrtastic <-- win. always wanted to bang a hot goth like u, but they're so hard to find and rarely leave their natural habitat, (bedroom near the heavy metal posters) and I rarely trek through that region anymore

cyberotter 0

ignor them. though I agree with them a goth girl is hard to find. or in your case a hard goth is good to find lol

its like when you move your fingers around to make shadow figures, withh your cockk im guessing.

PsychoMerk 0

haha, anal and **** in the same sentence... might as well write a steamy story ;)

pipp360 0

I'm with u fir using the word anal!!!!!

shitbrix 0

anal more or less means to the point and I think I saw a special on cinemax on these "**** puppets"

purplemnm 9

what's a **** puppet? they sound fun... can I play with your **** puppet? o.o

farsidee 0

What the **** is a **** puppet

do20ss 4

yes #8 u can, in 5 yrs when u r old enuff

purplemnm 9
oogyboogy 6

who else had to do that math in their head

no not even the underscore makes you look stupid... 0.0 that's how you do it... or 0.o

The_Toxic_Mite 0

LOLWUT? How the **** did this get past moderation?!

you are a **** puppet.... lmao at people who don't know what a **** puppet is.

WhatANoob 0

Question: does your boyfriend have a rubber penis

That's my best guess... Wanna try it? &gt;:D

purplemnm 9

I bet yours looks like a little turtle