Today, I was late to dinner with my anal-retentive parents because my boyfriend was too busy making cock puppets in the shower to get ready to go. FML
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PsychoMerk
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haha, anal and cock in the same sentence... might as well write a steamy story ;)
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PensiveCub
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ummmm what the fuck are coxj puppets? and in the shower? I'm lost.
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tekinzdudez
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first
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chromeLegend
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Apparently, you do. Anyways, what does anal retentive mean?
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givants
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yes, exactly, this is as bad of an FML as it could possibly get, I mean how could you rate it that she deserves it, but then again how could you say her life is fucked
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helo2
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lmao agreed
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mirkatsboss
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what?
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paintballer1996
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add snowboardinbeast on nimmbuz
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ninja_ness
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mmmm sounds to me that she's just mad because she doesn't have a dick to make cock puppets with. Jealous much
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lmfao1643
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^^^^^ Win
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Pointy130
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wait... WTF? what does this even mean?
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YallGuysSuck
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A cock puppet is when you use your cock to mold/twist it into different shapes (balls are usually involved as well) to make shapes such as the hamburger, the snail, the wristwatch, and the chicken! it takes practice and a lot of stretching of the penis! I saw it on an hbo special! lol!!
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boots9491
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I only came to this one because it said anal
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majones
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Gepetto is the cock puppeteer and Pinocchio and his "growing nose" is the cock being used as a puppet. hope that helps. :0)
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tweetbaby14
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lol cock puppets how do you make those?
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puny74
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42 neither do you
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abbyelizabeth
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You just had to use anal and cock-puppets in the same sentence didn't you.
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PensiveCub
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ummmm what the fuck are coxj puppets? and in the shower? I'm lost.
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elvgar
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cock puppets?
haha
haha
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iThink_fml
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cock puppets?
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quietlytearful
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same. what the heck is a "cock puppet"??
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ImRawrtastic
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I wanna play wit one of thoose...
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jamieeeee
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hmmm. I could help you. haha
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mmastermetallica
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rawrtastic <-- win. always wanted to bang a hot goth like u, but they're so hard to find and rarely leave their natural habitat, (bedroom near the heavy metal posters) and I rarely trek through that region anymore
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cyberotter
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ignor them. though I agree with them a goth girl is hard to find. or in your case a hard goth is good to find
lol
lol
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_WTF_BOOM_
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faggot
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JenDanielle917
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its like when you move your fingers around to make shadow figures, withh your cockk im guessing.
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Astraea
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who cares?
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sb44480
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second
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PsychoMerk
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haha, anal and cock in the same sentence... might as well write a steamy story ;)
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Epicfailz01
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what the deuce?
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pipp360
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I'm with u fir using the word anal!!!!!
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shitbrix
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anal more or less means to the point and I think I saw a special on cinemax on these "cock puppets"
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purplemnm
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what's a cock puppet? they sound fun...
can I play with your cock puppet? o.o
can I play with your cock puppet? o.o
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farsidee
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What the fuck is a cock puppet
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do20ss
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yes #8 u can, in 5 yrs when u r old enuff
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purplemnm
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in 5 years I'll be 23...o.o
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xXSc3n1cXx
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nononono, its 0_o not o.o
looks cooler.
looks cooler.
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purplemnm
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oh sorry! 0_o
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helo2
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nice lmfao
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oogyboogy
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who else had to do that math in their head
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ohSNAPyall
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Where else would you do it?
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Hello_Its_Julio
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no not even the underscore makes you look stupid... 0.0 that's how you do it... or 0.o
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The_Toxic_Mite
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LOLWUT? How the fuck did this get past moderation?!
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chrisback5
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XD
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XR6Falcon
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you are a cock puppet.... lmao at people who don't know what a cock puppet is.
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zZPedobearZz
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you sound like u know... tell us :D
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ScaryyMary
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That's my best guess...
Wanna try it? >:D
Wanna try it? >:D
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purplemnm
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I bet yours looks like a little turtle
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blademaster23
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WTF!!