first

Apparently, you do. Anyways, what does anal retentive mean?

yes, exactly, this is as bad of an FML as it could possibly get, I mean how could you rate it that she deserves it, but then again how could you say her life is fucked

lmao agreed

what?

add snowboardinbeast on nimmbuz

mmmm sounds to me that she's just mad because she doesn't have a dick to make cock puppets with. Jealous much

^^^^^ Win

wait... WTF? what does this even mean?

A cock puppet is when you use your cock to mold/twist it into different shapes (balls are usually involved as well) to make shapes such as the hamburger, the snail, the wristwatch, and the chicken! it takes practice and a lot of stretching of the penis! I saw it on an hbo special! lol!!

I only came to this one because it said anal

Gepetto is the cock puppeteer and Pinocchio and his "growing nose" is the cock being used as a puppet. hope that helps. :0)

lol cock puppets how do you make those?

42 neither do you

You just had to use anal and cock-puppets in the same sentence didn't you.

ummmm what the fuck are coxj puppets? and in the shower? I'm lost.

cock puppets?
haha

cock puppets?

same. what the heck is a "cock puppet"??

I wanna play wit one of thoose...

hmmm. I could help you. haha

rawrtastic <-- win. always wanted to bang a hot goth like u, but they're so hard to find and rarely leave their natural habitat, (bedroom near the heavy metal posters) and I rarely trek through that region anymore

ignor them. though I agree with them a goth girl is hard to find. or in your case a hard goth is good to find

lol

faggot

its like when you move your fingers around to make shadow figures, withh your cockk im guessing.

who cares?

second

haha, anal and cock in the same sentence... might as well write a steamy story ;)

what the deuce?

I'm with u fir using the word anal!!!!!

anal more or less means to the point and I think I saw a special on cinemax on these "cock puppets"

what's a cock puppet? they sound fun...


can I play with your cock puppet? o.o

What the fuck is a cock puppet

yes #8 u can, in 5 yrs when u r old enuff

in 5 years I'll be 23...o.o

nononono, its 0_o not o.o

looks cooler.

oh sorry! 0_o

nice lmfao

who else had to do that math in their head

Where else would you do it?

no not even the underscore makes you look stupid... 0.0 that's how you do it... or 0.o

LOLWUT? How the fuck did this get past moderation?!

XD

you are a cock puppet.... lmao at people who don't know what a cock puppet is.

you sound like u know... tell us :D

That's my best guess...

Wanna try it? >:D

I bet yours looks like a little turtle

WTF!!