By tacolove69 - 16/02/2010 19:20 - United States

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Today, I was late to dinner with my anal-retentive parents because my boyfriend was too busy making cock puppets in the shower to get ready to go. FML
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PensiveCub 0
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ummmm what the fuck are coxj puppets? and in the shower? I'm lost.

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PsychoMerk 0

haha, anal and cock in the same sentence... might as well write a steamy story ;)

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chromeLegend 0
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Apparently, you do. Anyways, what does anal retentive mean?

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Jrook 0

I have a feeling that they mean sock puppets and thought this was mlia

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Dalidax3 0
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masturbation

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Gumblebum100 0

ya know (I'm guessing) pretending your cock is a puppet and stuff...

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ohSNAPyall 26
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I was guessing that the OP meant shadow puppets using his cock, but everyone else is saying otherwise.

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givants 0
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yes, exactly, this is as bad of an FML as it could possibly get, I mean how could you rate it that she deserves it, but then again how could you say her life is fucked

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helo2 0
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lmao agreed

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mirkatsboss 0

what?

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Tdoodle 0
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Canada 18 Slovakia 0; FSlovakia'sL

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paintballer1996 0
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add snowboardinbeast on nimmbuz

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ninja_ness 3

mmmm sounds to me that she's just mad because she doesn't have a dick to make cock puppets with. Jealous much

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lmfao1643 3
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^^^^^ Win

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Pointy130 0
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wait... WTF? what does this even mean?

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YallGuysSuck 0
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A cock puppet is when you use your cock to mold/twist it into different shapes (balls are usually involved as well) to make shapes such as the hamburger, the snail, the wristwatch, and the chicken! it takes practice and a lot of stretching of the penis! I saw it on an hbo special! lol!!

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boots9491 0
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I only came to this one because it said anal

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majones 0
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Gepetto is the cock puppeteer and Pinocchio and his "growing nose" is the cock being used as a puppet. hope that helps. :0)

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tweetbaby14 18

lol cock puppets how do you make those?

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puny74 0
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42 neither do you

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abbyelizabeth 9
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You just had to use anal and cock-puppets in the same sentence didn't you.

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PensiveCub 0
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ummmm what the fuck are coxj puppets? and in the shower? I'm lost.

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elvgar 0
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cock puppets? haha

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iThink_fml 0
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cock puppets?

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quietlytearful 0
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same. what the heck is a "cock puppet"??

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ImRawrtastic 0

I wanna play wit one of thoose...

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jamieeeee 0

hmmm. I could help you. haha

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mmastermetallica 0

rawrtastic <-- win. always wanted to bang a hot goth like u, but they're so hard to find and rarely leave their natural habitat, (bedroom near the heavy metal posters) and I rarely trek through that region anymore

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cyberotter 0

ignor them. though I agree with them a goth girl is hard to find. or in your case a hard goth is good to find lol

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_WTF_BOOM_ 0

faggot

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JenDanielle917 13
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its like when you move your fingers around to make shadow figures, withh your cockk im guessing.

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Astraea 0

who cares?

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PsychoMerk 0

haha, anal and cock in the same sentence... might as well write a steamy story ;)

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Epicfailz01 0
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what the deuce?

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pipp360 0

I'm with u fir using the word anal!!!!!

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shitbrix 0

anal more or less means to the point and I think I saw a special on cinemax on these "cock puppets"

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purplemnm 9

what's a cock puppet? they sound fun... can I play with your cock puppet? o.o

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farsidee 0

What the fuck is a cock puppet

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do20ss 4

yes #8 u can, in 5 yrs when u r old enuff

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purplemnm 9

in 5 years I'll be 23...o.o

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xXSc3n1cXx 0
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nononono, its 0_o not o.o looks cooler.

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purplemnm 9

oh sorry! 0_o

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helo2 0
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nice lmfao

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oogyboogy 6

who else had to do that math in their head

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ohSNAPyall 26
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Where else would you do it?

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Hello_Its_Julio 0
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no not even the underscore makes you look stupid... 0.0 that's how you do it... or 0.o

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The_Toxic_Mite 0

LOLWUT? How the fuck did this get past moderation?!

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chrisback5 0

XD

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XR6Falcon 0
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you are a cock puppet.... lmao at people who don't know what a cock puppet is.

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zZPedobearZz 0
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you sound like u know... tell us :D

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WhatANoob 0

Question: does your boyfriend have a rubber penis

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ScaryyMary 14
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That's my best guess... Wanna try it? &gt;:D

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purplemnm 9

I bet yours looks like a little turtle

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blademaster23 0

WTF!!

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