Today, I hit two deer at the same time on my way to work around 50 mph. They jumped out of the bushes last minute, leaving me zero time to react. I waited a full year to get this truck, shopped around to get what I wanted, and it's my "dream truck". I've only had it for two weeks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, at 4:30 a.m., I hit a deer on the freeway on my way to work. I've only had this car for 6 months and it's totaled. I had to wait hours for a tow. On his way to pick me up, my husband's radiator blew and his serpentine belt shredded. I also missed a day of work. FML
Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
Today, on my way home, a truck driver was speeding next to me and as he passed I saw his truck was the kind that takes livestock to be butchered. I was thinking that I didn’t look to see if there were animals in there. Suddenly, brown items hit my windshield. Yes, it didn’t "hit the fan," it hit my car. FML
Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
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mike3775 39
That’s what insurance is for. Be glad the only damage was to your vehicle and not you.
Bogrbon 27
That’s why you hopefully have good insurance including comprehensive and collision on your end. If you bough a super new truck and didn’t insure it properly so you could save a few bucks then you kind of deserve it.
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mike3775 39
That’s what insurance is for. Be glad the only damage was to your vehicle and not you.
Bogrbon 27
That’s why you hopefully have good insurance including comprehensive and collision on your end. If you bough a super new truck and didn’t insure it properly so you could save a few bucks then you kind of deserve it.
Brightside86 31
I hit a deer. Counts as a no fault accident and my insurance paid the full value of the car. You'll be fine.
Michael Sawyer 11
IF he insured it. and by the way he posted, I would suspect that he does not have any.
bleachedraven 14
😱
bobsanction 18
Hope you also had your dream insurance policy.