Today, while snow plowing I accidentally ran over my kid's basketball. I told him what had happened and he responded by spilling his ant farm into my underwear drawer. FML
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renjay
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smack the dam kid
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cmac86
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sounds like there's either some parenting or anger management issues. and now an insect issue, because you, quite literally, have ants in your pants.
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TheAnnihilat0rz
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first
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aliadnan708
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so?
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DaveOnDope
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Wow! you're so cool! I'm really impressed!
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renjay
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smack the dam kid
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caroliquey
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you raised a devil
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beeship321
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Smacking isn't the answer! Try snakes in his bed.
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andyp010
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I think one 'snake' in his bed is enough
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Sopa2010
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Basketball or ant farm? anyone else remember that from pursuit of happiness?
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jeslynh
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OMG ANTS D: that's sucks
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woopa18
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haha that's awesome !
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JCHammer
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that's why where I'm from we don't let women drive
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Suavis
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so they don't run over basket balls? and how do you know it's a woman?
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krazygirl100
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because it says woman
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Tha_Jocka44
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I would be the fuck out of my kid for that crap
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ppriscilla
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woahh scary
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nikkibeez
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I see nothing wrong with spanking children. if you don't instill some type of fear in them they become disrespectful and won't listen. beating the shit out of them however.. not so sure.
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Donkeydick360
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violent parents lead to violent children and violent children grow up to be serial killers, OP YDI and hooray for long island!
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waswashere
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by your logic, the parents are also serial killers. good try though
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akd1v
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scuze me you would BE the fuck outta your kid? please explain
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Zhu8
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If only my parents knew the difference between a light spanking and beating the living shit out of me.
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kokopuff1001_fml
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I'm glad that I'm not your child
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grandpaearthling
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you totally deserve it for not putting the fear if daddy in the little punk. maybe if his mommy didn't wear the pants in the family.
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mylyfzeffedup
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that's what I said. he deserves it for raising his kid to think it's ok to retaliate when something happens that he doesn't like. he's probably bad as hell.
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damon199
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agreed! well said!
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HuttonT
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He is a she.
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grandpaearthling
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damn. can't see that on iPhone. well at least she now has a reason for crawlies in her panties
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tanjoodo
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look at the top left.
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tooFLY
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61--top left: picture of a cute little green family
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xXpeachesXx
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top RIGHT...shows a female
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grandpaearthling
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damn, she only has one leg and no breasts. I think she's handicapped
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arsenicalhumor
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#113 I think your thought process is "handicapped"..
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cmac86
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sounds like there's either some parenting or anger management issues. and now an insect issue, because you, quite literally, have ants in your pants.
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xStarKillerx
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^ win
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divali
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Smart kid!
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KrazieKleo
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That's messed up...teach him to forgive lol.
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unfortunate_13
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or teach him how to behave?
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DoubleEdgedBlade
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...or teach him how to forgive, behave, and clean up after himself?
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chelle_starlight
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could be worse...they aren't fire ants are they?...
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unfortunate_13
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oh parents these days!