By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 02:38 - United States

Today, while snow plowing I accidentally ran over my kid's basketball. I told him what had happened and he responded by spilling his ant farm into my underwear drawer. FML
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cmac86 23

sounds like there's either some parenting or anger management issues. and now an insect issue, because you, quite literally, have ants in your pants.

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JCHammer 5

that's why where I'm from we don't let women drive

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Suavis 4

so they don't run over basket balls? and how do you know it's a woman?

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Tha_Jocka44 0

I would be the **** out of my kid for that crap

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nikkibeez 0

I see nothing wrong with spanking children. if you don't instill some type of fear in them they become disrespectful and won't listen. beating the shit out of them however.. not so sure.

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Donkeydick360 0

violent parents lead to violent children and violent children grow up to be serial killers, OP YDI and hooray for long island!

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waswashere 0

by your logic, the parents are also serial killers. good try though

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akd1v 0

scuze me you would BE the **** outta your kid? please explain

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Zhu8 5

If only my parents knew the difference between a light spanking and beating the living shit out of me.

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kokopuff1001_fml 0

I'm glad that I'm not your child

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grandpaearthling 2

you totally deserve it for not putting the fear if daddy in the little punk. maybe if his mommy didn't wear the pants in the family.

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mylyfzeffedup 0

that's what I said. he deserves it for raising his kid to think it's ok to retaliate when something happens that he doesn't like. he's probably bad as hell.

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grandpaearthling 2

damn. can't see that on iPhone. well at least she now has a reason for crawlies in her panties

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tanjoodo 3

look at the top left.

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tooFLY 0

61--top left: picture of a cute little green family

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xXpeachesXx 0

top RIGHT...shows a female

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grandpaearthling 2

damn, she only has one leg and no breasts. I think she's handicapped

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arsenicalhumor 30

#113 I think your thought process is "handicapped"..

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cmac86 23

sounds like there's either some parenting or anger management issues. and now an insect issue, because you, quite literally, have ants in your pants.

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KrazieKleo 13

That's messed up...teach him to forgive lol.

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

...or teach him how to forgive, behave, and clean up after himself?

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chelle_starlight 0

could be worse...they aren't fire ants are they?...

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