Today, I realized I have a praise kink when the guy who I was sexting online called me a good girl and I came instantly, then promptly burst into tears because I've never felt such affection. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to resort to telling my boyfriend that I have a praise kink, just so that he would actually compliment me. FML
Today, I was having sex with someone I've been casually seeing. He got all weird during it, and said, "That's a good girl". Once he left, I told my housemates about it. Now every time I do something nice for them, they respond, "That's a good girl". FML
Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML
Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML
Today, I hooked up with a guy I'm totally in love with. After finishing, he burst into tears about being in love with another girl. I had to comfort him. FML
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML
Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML
Today, I've been so starved of any and all physical affection in my 25 years of life, I got aroused from seeing someone cuddle up to my Final Fantasy XIV character. FML
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poopface82 25
That’s a new kink on me, but yeah, if it’s all brand new to you. Craving affection and being starved for it is a killer, though. Here’s to you getting a real chance at affection.
RichardPencil 32
Oh, you're so smart and pretty. You are really great! After you've worn yourself out with sensual pleasure, send me an Amazon gift card ;)
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poopface82 25
That’s a new kink on me, but yeah, if it’s all brand new to you. Craving affection and being starved for it is a killer, though. Here’s to you getting a real chance at affection.
RichardPencil 32
Oh, you're so smart and pretty. You are really great! After you've worn yourself out with sensual pleasure, send me an Amazon gift card ;)