Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my new boyfriend, and he took me back to his house for the first time. Taped to his bedroom door was a sheet of paper emblazoned with the words: "THE RAPE DUNGEON". I feel safer already. FML
Today, I went to visit my long-distance boyfriend for the first time. His room is decorated top to bottom with swastikas and confederate flags. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house for the first time. I had to use the restroom, and when I came back, I mocked her brothers' lame Pokémon shower curtain and Ninja Turtle towels. Turns out they were hers. FML
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cakefete2 31
Even the toilet bowl? Well, on the bright side, you know he can commit to some things.
Cristian89 29
I hope you don't have a fear of clowns lol
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Comments (101)
dannnngthatsux 19
I prefer juggafurs. Much cuter and make more sense.
LC3290 16
Ugh those people are ridiculous. When will they grow up and act like adults? Smh
geekbuscus 19
Oh that's right. I forgot every juggalo is a carbon copy of the rest and none of them have jobs or go to school or lead productive lives. I completely forgot that we're allowed to make generalizations about people based on a small percentage who live up to the stereotype they've been given based on people who can't understand why somebody would like something they don't. Prejudice is a clear sign of being an adult. I can't wait until I grow up.
bellidona 15
probably when you stop being such a judgemental bitch :-)
SasquatchDeluxe 10
FYL, unless you decided to **** him anyway. In which case, YDI.
KAT0INFINITY 11
GoOd LuCk ************
kat143n 0
Wow some of these comments are so ignorant. You can't judge a group based on some bad people. I have friends who are juggalos and they are some of the nicest people I know regardless of if they paint there face and listen to icp. You people need to grow up and be more accepting like the juggalos.
worldclassrager 41
Hope the carnival of carnage doesn't hurt you...
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Well now you know what to get him for Christmas.
shawnasays 6
And the problem is?...
thenewgirl29 20
That's very unfortunate
dramasmiles 9
RUN!!!