Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my new boyfriend, and he took me back to his house for the first time. Taped to his bedroom door was a sheet of paper emblazoned with the words: "THE RAPE DUNGEON". I feel safer already. FML
Today, I went to visit my long-distance boyfriend for the first time. His room is decorated top to bottom with swastikas and confederate flags. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house for the first time. I had to use the restroom, and when I came back, I mocked her brothers' lame Pokémon shower curtain and Ninja Turtle towels. Turns out they were hers. FML
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cakefete2 31
Even the toilet bowl? Well, on the bright side, you know he can commit to some things.
Cristian89 29
I hope you don't have a fear of clowns lol
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Comments (101)
young_stud 14
um why is this an fml? this site must be desperate for posts if they're letting stuff like this on
DenBriZel 31
Run. FAST.
elusiveshame 22
There are worse things he could be into
yerbduebeenehe 16
Like someone else's FML said their boyfriend supports Westborough Baptist Church....that's worse...
Lolasjscj17 5
I do not understand why everybody is so much against ICP I for one am a juggalette and I have an associates degree in criminology and high honors and I I am also a damn good mom. I have never been to jail I do not do drugs and I do not drink and I am definitely not a gang member. people should seriously not be so judgmental against people just because of their music. grow the f*** up and stop being so prejudice!!!!!
geekbuscus 19
This. So much this. My boss talked a lot of shit about icp until he found out I was a juggalette. That stopped immediately and he even shut up anyone that started because he knows me. Just like my husband, he hates the music but knows it doesn't define me. You may read this and thumb me down because it's almost impossible to get someone to admit that they may be wrong but if I didn't walk around in juggalo clothes, paint my face, or listen to the music in public you would have no idea. When I get my teaching degree, my students and their parents will have no idea. It does not matter. Bad people are bad people regardless of what they like. The same is true with good people. Video games don't make people violent and neither does music.
DocBastard 40
For me, I'm against ICP because I think their music is worse than the sound of nails on a blackboard. I also think they look completely ridiculous with their faces painted up, but I think the same thing about KISS and GWAR. I understand the entertainment value, but the extent that some rabid fans go to show their "loyalty" is way over the top, such as decorating one's entire house with ICP paraphernalia.
Izzicasey 18
#67 I don't know why people go so mental over ICP. It's just stupid. And for some of the Juggalos that actually join gangs are making ICP look bad. People think that they're a know it all when it comes to Insane Clown Posse and their fans. Ive got called a homeless person and got kicked out of a gas station for wearing a hatchet man shirt. Being a Juggalette doesn't make me a homeless person. Oh and there are some fans that act "die hard" and that makes ICP look bad as well. It's just how people look at it from their view. And those are my opinions.. I'm still a little young and I plan to be a chef or a lawyer someday. People are judge mental. ..
EvilLittleMan 23
Run !
JLDork 11
I don't care so much about music taste, but full blown obsession to the point described here would definitely have me running away.
NoFlippinWai 24
You should see my husband's Batman memorablia. People refer to him as 'the batman' at work. Obsession like this is not as damaging as one may think.
kayteakay 26
My husband is a amateur gun smith. We have so much gun related stuff, people think he's a nut.
Mdhughey 7
To be honest if you love him for him then you shouldn't have a problem with his clown stuff. You should have gotten to know him already but now you know. Are you shallow enough to leave him just because of a secret hobby he has?
bethrocksya 9
What's wrong with that??!!
JayThrntn 9
Sounds like a HUGE douche.. Jus sayin
robbins28 7
Run...run and never look back!