Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my new boyfriend, and he took me back to his house for the first time. Taped to his bedroom door was a sheet of paper emblazoned with the words: "THE RAPE DUNGEON". I feel safer already. FML
Today, I went to visit my long-distance boyfriend for the first time. His room is decorated top to bottom with swastikas and confederate flags. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house for the first time. I had to use the restroom, and when I came back, I mocked her brothers' lame Pokémon shower curtain and Ninja Turtle towels. Turns out they were hers. FML
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cakefete2 31
Even the toilet bowl? Well, on the bright side, you know he can commit to some things.
Cristian89 29
I hope you don't have a fear of clowns lol
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Comments (101)
QueenD11 9
Slowly back out the door, turn around, and run like hell.
nokturn_fml 11
Funny the same thing happend to me but we are happily together 2 years now. I still find some of it a bit odd...
reymon8823 24
Nothing wrong with icp my ex didn't know what a hatchet man was.. I had to explain it all to her that we're not a gang but a family
juggalospyder 3
Whoop whoop
scooterdude720 19
"This Clown Posse really is insane!" Does anyone remember that reference from Static Shock?
Zimmington 21
Static Shock was one of the best super black heroes! I was so mad when they cancelled him...
jakeysmom 12
I hope you mean that he's now your ex-boyfriend. Otherwise you might end up chopped into little bits and fed to his dog.
MzZombicidal 36
Because he's a big fan of a band?
BTF989 20
Just because the band itself is crazy, doesn't mean OP's boyfriend (or other devoted fans) will be also. I don't think OP should break up with her boyfriend because he likes them. Unless, of course, he acts crazy or whatever.
reymon8823 24
No we aren't like that..actually listen to the music.. The best song to listen to would be "homies" by icp and i quote "me and my homies stay tight like a noose and if ya step to one of us you better step to the whole crew, I never knew that I could depend that I could have some friends down to the very end. well that's my home boy excuse me my family and when we conquer the world we'll be Mackin on the galaxy, cuz the sky's the limit and we ain't finished and if my homies gonna ride then you know I'm with it"
Alicestraza 33
#80 you're not helping how people view you and your fellow.. Posse people
NoFlippinWai 24
The band is not insane. The just say what the rest of us wish we could. Please refer to Tech N9ne's "FacePaint." ' I say what the **** I want and do what I want to do behind my (Face Paint) I can be who I want to be And I know its still me But I'm totally free with my (Facepaint)'
Alicestraza 33
Not "insane" yet keeps posting long and annoying song lyrics. It's like posting justin bieber song lyrics to justify how "good" he is. Chances are anyone who dislikes ICP and subsequent fans won't be moved by their lyrics.
juggalospyder 3
Talking bout my homies
stephylove77 1
Talkin bout my homies! Homies! Talkin bout my dogs up high!
SpazTheGreat 14
If you're referring to the comment above yours, that person was quoting Tech N9ne, not ICP. Yes, he associates with him, but comparing the two is ludicrous. Tech N9ne, unlike ICP, is actually an incredibly skilled emcee. The point was that they both wear face paint, and the reason WHY they wear facepaint.
mnelms 9
whoop whoop mmfcl!!!
iknowiwantyou 13
This could turn out to be interesting!!! You could potentially be his sexy sidekick or something.
_jayy23_ 6
That's bad ass
BreathlessInk 15
'Undercover Juggalo' sounds like a really weird reality TV show.
Shrouds 14
I just sold it to fox.
Edumcg 24
MTV* show.
BreathlessInk 15
I want full credit.
GrinchFu1 27
If he's good to you it shouldn't matter that he has shitty taste in music... and home decor. Once you move in you can redecorate.
unhappyhug 11
Mmfwcl
Izzicasey 18
#41 MCL
reymon8823 24
WHOOP WHOOP MMFWCL
DocBastard 40
For the 99.9999% of the FML population that doesn't know what MMFWCL means, I just had to google it. Apparently it stands for "Much Motherfucking Wicked Clown Love". Either that or "My Memory's ******, We're Comical Losers".
cowgirlonacid 4
You, cant spare one square