Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my new boyfriend, and he took me back to his house for the first time. Taped to his bedroom door was a sheet of paper emblazoned with the words: "THE RAPE DUNGEON". I feel safer already. FML
Today, I went to visit my long-distance boyfriend for the first time. His room is decorated top to bottom with swastikas and confederate flags. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house for the first time. I had to use the restroom, and when I came back, I mocked her brothers' lame Pokémon shower curtain and Ninja Turtle towels. Turns out they were hers. FML
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cakefete2 31
Even the toilet bowl? Well, on the bright side, you know he can commit to some things.
Cristian89 29
I hope you don't have a fear of clowns lol
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Comments (101)
cynical78 15
I guess it's safe to say you won't be joining him going chicken hunting
NoFlippinWai 24
Who's Going Chichen Huntin?
kiaora_fml 11
Look at the bright side, when you need to shit you can shit on them on the loo
SweetasCandy0609 28
Okay that's just creepy I wouldn't want to feel like someone is watching me 24/7. I would suggest you guys stay at your house most of the time.
JhovannyA 7
Oh that sucks OP. So what happened afterwards ?
dillan73 6
If it took you that long to realize what a douche he was, ydi. One does not simply hide that much faggotry.
gumbler 5
I'm a proud juggalo and I'm one of the nicest guys you'll meet. Just cuz I listen to a certain music doesn't make me insane or a gang member. Nobody should be judged by a music group
glabberfasted 16
For some people, music defines them. It says a lot about you.
reymon8823 24
#56 MMFWCL fam and i agree with you completely I've been down for 15 years and I'm not an asshole I'm actually the one always getting screwed over trying to help people that are "family" whether they're actually family friends i consider family or other Lo's and lette's I've met and given a roof over their head food in their stomach etc.
NoFlippinWai 24
You know what? **** it. I run with a hachet and am a Technician. I must be in a gang and a cult. Both groups consider their fan as family and ask only that we accept one another as individuals. If that means I am an evil person, I really dont care because I dont think the opposite is acceptable. God forbid we treat each other as equals and love each other. MMFWCL.
reymon8823 24
Aaah no happily married lol
ToxicTyrael 26
Do you paint your face and stuff?
armonicavita 13
Clowns scare the guano out of me.
buckdharma 38
Now there's some sad things known to man But ain't too much sadder than your rear on a clown When there's no one around, oh yeah
Rad630 13
... There are people willing to call themselves Juggalos?
imchacon22 19
So that's his preference in music big deal! You liked him before you knew that so what's the problem? Personally I don't listen to icp or any of that type of music but to each his own.
jude_iscariot 7
There are some things that just cross the line. This amount of fandom for such an awful group does.
reymon8823 24
Explain how the group is awful? do you listen to rap where they're taking about women Calling them bitches talking about rape and drug use.. Yeah that's so much better..
MamaZombieCakes 17
Agreed ^^